Ascension of Christ - Page 3

God · 08-09-2004, 04:18 PM

A little slow on the draw here.....I was just watching Fahrenheit 9/11

anyway.

........................(long pause).........*sigh*............

I am the boss. Any BS from Cheney and I suspend the magic that's keeping him there, if ya know what I mean. He doesn't **fuck** with me. I have some influence over M$ too, although not quite as much as I used to.

Jesus actually prefers the X box and has his own set, but he's not soo into it that he would collapse your skull if you stole it. Ok, maaa-bee if he was drunk er something.

I fucked up with Ronco. I'm embarassed about it but the genie is out of the bottle.

wolf · 08-10-2004, 10:44 AM

The Pocket Fisherman was brilliant, even if the record vacuum left a lot to be desired. But that one time when you get all the confetti on your records like that, it's a lifesaver ...

jdbutler · 08-10-2004, 12:23 PM

I rather enjoyed watching balding dudes spray painting the back of their heads. Wasn't that a Ronco idea... and what was it called?

glatt · 08-10-2004, 12:25 PM

hair in a can?

perth · 08-10-2004, 12:44 PM

Far be it from me to criticize God, but may I make a suggestion? Lose the signature. Your posts are somewhat... diluted by it's presence.

slang · 08-10-2004, 03:00 PM

Should the sig be reworded or taken out completely? It's only there for the benefit of new members that might be confused by some of the characters.

perth · 08-10-2004, 03:07 PM

Fuck the new members! I imagine you could convince half of em that it actually *is* God stepping down from on high to share his nuggets of wisdom with us humble cellar dwellars. Hell, this could be a springboard to getting "The Bible, Part II" written. You know the one where God is like "What the fuck is up with all this intolerance and bigotry in my flock?"

God · 08-10-2004, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perth

...."What the fuck is up with all this intolerance and bigotry in my flock?"

Hey, I like that line. It's hip....modern and speaks the people's language. You up for writing for the Bible II?

Have your people get with my people.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-10-2004, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perth

Fuck the new members! I imagine you could convince half of em that it actually *is* God stepping down from on high to share his nuggets of wisdom with us humble cellar dwellars. Hell, this could be a springboard to getting "The Bible, Part II" written. You know the one where God is like "What the fuck is up with all this intolerance and bigotry in my flock?"

Slang could be the next Charlton Heston. :thumpsup:

slang · 08-10-2004, 10:02 PM

Could I retain my memory and not drool to take this position??

wolf · 08-11-2004, 12:53 AM

I don't see why not ...

And you get to say "pry my rifle from my cold dead hands" any time you want.

Okay, so you do that already ...

slang · 08-11-2004, 01:42 AM

I could say it louder than I do now though,right........without people hitting the ground in anticipation of shooting?

Trilby · 08-11-2004, 12:33 PM

I think Homer Simpson said it best. He was in "gun love" and noted that as he held the gun he felt, "the way God must feel, when HE'S holding a gun!"

I hate guns. They put holes in people and make the Emergency Dept. nuts. Too much work.

lookout123 · 08-11-2004, 12:38 PM

yeah, but sometimes putting holes in people is a good thing. and if you do it right, the emergency services folks don't have to do anything but take a pulse and say "don't worry about this one. wanna grab dinner?"

Trilby · 08-11-2004, 12:46 PM

All I am sayin' is that, if you work in the ED, you at least have to LOOK like you care. Even if it's a lost cause and even if it's a really, really bad person. I knew a nurse who withheld pain medication to a known pedophile--it was all very secret and no one knew--no discipline involved--but a LOT of nurses were pissed at her vigil ante stance. Which I think is fucked up. DanaC will disagree with me here.

08-10-2004, 10:44 AM	#32
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The Pocket Fisherman was brilliant, even if the record vacuum left a lot to be desired. But that one time when you get all the confetti on your records like that, it's a lifesaver ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-10-2004, 12:23 PM	#33
jdbutler If ya cant take a joke, Effya! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 288	I rather enjoyed watching balding dudes spray painting the back of their heads. Wasn't that a Ronco idea... and what was it called? __________________ Phineas J. Twunt

08-11-2004, 12:53 AM	#41
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I don't see why not ... And you get to say "pry my rifle from my cold dead hands" any time you want. Okay, so you do that already ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-11-2004, 12:38 PM	#44
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	yeah, but sometimes putting holes in people is a good thing. and if you do it right, the emergency services folks don't have to do anything but take a pulse and say "don't worry about this one. wanna grab dinner?" __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-11-2004, 12:46 PM	#45
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	All I am sayin' is that, if you work in the ED, you at least have to LOOK like you care. Even if it's a lost cause and even if it's a really, really bad person. I knew a nurse who withheld pain medication to a known pedophile--it was all very secret and no one knew--no discipline involved--but a LOT of nurses were pissed at her vigil ante stance. Which I think is fucked up. DanaC will disagree with me here. Last edited by Trilby; 08-11-2004 at 12:47 PM. Reason: semantics...

08-09-2004, 04:18 PM	#31
God Not half the God I used to be Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: everywhere but enjoy the Vets club best Posts: 120	A little slow on the draw here.....I was just watching Fahrenheit 9/11 anyway. ........................(long pause).........sigh............ I am the boss. Any BS from Cheney and I suspend the magic that's keeping him there, if ya know what I mean. He doesn't fuck with me. I have some influence over M$ too, although not quite as much as I used to. Jesus actually prefers the X box and has his own set, but he's not soo into it that he would collapse your skull if you stole it. Ok, maaa-bee if he was drunk er something. I fucked up with Ronco. I'm embarassed about it but the genie is out of the bottle.

08-10-2004, 12:25 PM	#34
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	hair in a can?

08-10-2004, 12:44 PM	#35
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	Far be it from me to criticize God, but may I make a suggestion? Lose the signature. Your posts are somewhat... diluted by it's presence.

08-10-2004, 03:00 PM	#36
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Should the sig be reworded or taken out completely? It's only there for the benefit of new members that might be confused by some of the characters.

08-10-2004, 03:07 PM	#37
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	Fuck the new members! I imagine you could convince half of em that it actually is God stepping down from on high to share his nuggets of wisdom with us humble cellar dwellars. Hell, this could be a springboard to getting "The Bible, Part II" written. You know the one where God is like "What the fuck is up with all this intolerance and bigotry in my flock?"

08-10-2004, 10:02 PM	#40
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Could I retain my memory and not drool to take this position??

08-11-2004, 01:42 AM	#42
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	I could say it louder than I do now though,right........without people hitting the ground in anticipation of shooting?

08-11-2004, 12:33 PM	#43
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I think Homer Simpson said it best. He was in "gun love" and noted that as he held the gun he felt, "the way God must feel, when HE'S holding a gun!" I hate guns. They put holes in people and make the Emergency Dept. nuts. Too much work.

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