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12-09-2009, 07:36 AM | #1 |
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The Cellar: No-one here slept with Tiger Woods
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12-09-2009, 07:12 PM | #2 |
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...that we know of.
Yet.
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12-09-2009, 08:26 AM | #3 |
I hear them call the tide
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12-09-2009, 09:56 AM | #4 |
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Fixed it. Traditional London air.
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12-10-2009, 01:12 PM | #6 |
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OMG - Tiger Woods!
Well done, Classic, our best unmasking yet!
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12-12-2009, 12:10 AM | #7 |
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Tiger woods ... golf course ... 18 holes ... hmmmm....
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12-15-2009, 05:55 PM | #8 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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The Cellar: Over the Everglades and through Disney World, to grandmother's house we go.
The Cellar: It came upon a midnight clear, and damn if we didn't have to wipe it up. The Cellar: Hello, Bethlehem police? Someone in the manger next door won't stop with the frigging parum-pa-pa-pumming! The Cellar: Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves in a Friday IOTD, complete with recipes. The Cellar: The second Wise Man looks a lot like Osama bin Laden. The Cellar: Look, Joseph, for the last time - I haven't slept with *anyone*! The Cellar: Good King Wenceslas looked out on a Christmas morning, and said "The hell with it. It's snowing. I'm going back to bed".
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12-16-2009, 08:10 AM | #9 |
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All excellent ideas, Els.
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12-16-2009, 12:07 PM | #10 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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12-16-2009, 03:51 PM | #11 |
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...and a recipe for bat-fried squirrel
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12-17-2009, 09:24 PM | #13 |
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12-18-2009, 07:12 PM | #14 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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The Cellar: Still dreaming of a white Kwanzaa...
The Cellar: Two candles short of a proper Hanukkah The Cellar: Tiger gets a whole damn stocking full of coal...film at 11! The Cellar: Can't find three wise men in the entire goddamn Congress The Cellar: Our creche has baby Jesus' picture on a piece of toast! The Cellar: Ceiling Cat is watchin' you unwrap your "present"
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12-17-2009, 06:02 AM | #15 |
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I've been battered by beer before.
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