*CRASHES THROUGH CEILING*

tomthejunglecat · 05-01-2004, 09:14 PM

Yes. I'm Thomas, and I'm looking for a forum to take care of me. So, hi, then.

jaguar · 05-02-2004, 12:32 AM

wolf is the best person to talk to for that kind of thing..

lumberjim · 05-02-2004, 01:03 AM

oy.

a quick quiz to get to know you:

1. Are you bigger than a breadbox?

2. Have you ever been in prison?

3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles?

4. Righty or lefty?

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog?

6. Who is the best rock band of all time?

7. Are you older or younger than 30?

8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first?

9. Do you consider fish to be meat?

10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon?

answer in your own words. and for christsakes, don't cheat.

you must get 70% or better to pass. good luck.

05-02-2004, 02:05 AM

Oh, this place will take care of you all right. My advice is to come out swinging, and you'll be just fine. Hint: The answer to no. 8 is "true."

jaguar · 05-02-2004, 02:39 AM

Quote:

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog?

Loaded question! Some people prefer both! Stop discrimination against minorities!

DanaC · 05-02-2004, 06:29 AM

Yo there tomthejunglecat...Nice to have ya down in the cellar ( someone better grab some kitty litter there are an awful lot of feliones down here).....Really I think this one should be referred to Katkeeper rather than wolf.....Just for neatness sake if naught else right?
I noticed on your biog your list of interests includes "1337" is that a game I dont know of or the year? If its the year....why tha year?

Elspode · 05-02-2004, 08:50 AM

Are feliones cat felons?

tomthejunglecat · 05-02-2004, 11:27 AM

1. Are you bigger than a breadbox? Yes

2. Have you ever been in prison? No

3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles? No

4. Righty or lefty? Righty

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog? Hot dogs are evil

6. Who is the best rock band of all time? Throw Rag

7. Are you older or younger than 30? Younger

8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first? True?

9. Do you consider fish to be meat? Yes

10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon? Yes

Griff · 05-02-2004, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jaguar
Loaded question! Some people prefer both! Stop discrimination against minorities!

Young people these days! Anything other than mustard is a sin against both God and man.

jaguar · 05-02-2004, 12:25 PM

See! The old generations are keeping us down! Revolution! Destory the facist power structure! Legalise pot!

wolf · 05-02-2004, 12:35 PM

Ketchup. It's the only way to go.

You can't sin against man, you can only perpetrate evil against him.

Sin is a matter one takes up with one's deity.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-02-2004, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jaguar
See! The old generations are keeping us down! Revolution! Destory the facist power structure! Legalise pot!

Uh,...I think that's legalise ketchup.:p

elSicomoro · 05-02-2004, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Griff
Young people these days! Anything other than mustard is a sin against both God and man.

Shut up, you fascist drunk old man!

05-02-2004, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jaguar
See! The old generations are keeping us down! Revolution! Destory the facist power structure! Legalise pot!

Vee haf ways uf dealing wif people like you. You vill eat relish on your dog and like it or else!

OnyxCougar · 05-02-2004, 12:57 PM

I like hotdogs with ketchup, mustard AND relish!!! No kraut or onions.

05-01-2004, 09:14 PM	#1
tomthejunglecat OH MY GOD! What's that behind you?? Join Date: May 2004 Location: Rocky Mountains Posts: 11	*CRASHES THROUGH CEILING* Yes. I'm Thomas, and I'm looking for a forum to take care of me. So, hi, then.

05-02-2004, 12:32 AM	#2
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	wolf is the best person to talk to for that kind of thing.. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

05-02-2004, 01:03 AM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	oy. a quick quiz to get to know you: 1. Are you bigger than a breadbox? 2. Have you ever been in prison? 3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles? 4. Righty or lefty? 5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog? 6. Who is the best rock band of all time? 7. Are you older or younger than 30? 8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first? 9. Do you consider fish to be meat? 10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon? answer in your own words. and for christsakes, don't cheat. you must get 70% or better to pass. good luck. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-02-2004, 02:05 AM	#4
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Oh, this place will take care of you all right. My advice is to come out swinging, and you'll be just fine. Hint: The answer to no. 8 is "true." Last edited by marichiko; 05-02-2004 at 02:07 AM.

05-02-2004, 06:29 AM	#6
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Yo there tomthejunglecat...Nice to have ya down in the cellar ( someone better grab some kitty litter there are an awful lot of feliones down here).....Really I think this one should be referred to Katkeeper rather than wolf.....Just for neatness sake if naught else right? I noticed on your biog your list of interests includes "1337" is that a game I dont know of or the year? If its the year....why tha year? Last edited by DanaC; 05-02-2004 at 06:31 AM.

05-02-2004, 08:50 AM	#7
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Are feliones cat felons? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-02-2004, 11:27 AM	#8
tomthejunglecat OH MY GOD! What's that behind you?? Join Date: May 2004 Location: Rocky Mountains Posts: 11	1. Are you bigger than a breadbox? Yes 2. Have you ever been in prison? No 3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles? No 4. Righty or lefty? Righty 5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog? Hot dogs are evil 6. Who is the best rock band of all time? Throw Rag 7. Are you older or younger than 30? Younger 8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first? True? 9. Do you consider fish to be meat? Yes 10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon? Yes __________________

05-02-2004, 12:25 PM	#10
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	See! The old generations are keeping us down! Revolution! Destory the facist power structure! Legalise pot! __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

05-02-2004, 12:35 PM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Ketchup. It's the only way to go. You can't sin against man, you can only perpetrate evil against him. Sin is a matter one takes up with one's deity. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-02-2004, 12:57 PM	#15
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	I like hotdogs with ketchup, mustard AND relish!!! No kraut or onions.

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