What I am going to do... - Page 3

Uday · 04-26-2011, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

Fuck your excuses. You brought it on yourself with you ridiculous accusations against posters or are just being humorous and deciding they are being mean. YOU are the one persecuting yourself. I'm done communicating with you.
STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET!

Your friend Uday thinks you are perhaps too hard on Pensive Pam. She is just lonely troll lost in the big internet, and is trying hard to find her family...Which is apparently like Schroedinger's cat, both alive and dead at the same time.

This does not sound easy, and is made worse by a head full of mad dog shit that boils over like Uday's pot full of Ramen, when Uday tries to cook with hotplate and study in lab at the same time.

Uday · 04-26-2011, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Oh she'll take first place all right, even if she has to take it by force.

What would John Dillinger do?

Nirvana · 04-26-2011, 10:29 PM

Garp...realized that all these years Walt had
been dreading a giant toad, lurking offshore,
waiting to suck him under and drag him out to
sea. The terrible Under Toad.

DanaC · 04-26-2011, 10:30 PM

Love garp

Uday · 04-26-2011, 10:35 PM

7 threads of this? I am considering changing my major. This is thesis material.

pensive pam · 04-26-2011, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

Thats the only way she'll get it.

I will win.
Pam.

Nirvana · 04-26-2011, 10:37 PM

Is that you Charlie?

Uday · 04-26-2011, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by pensive pam

I will win.
Pam.

And you shall crush her, and drive her into the desert.

And then to feed her to goats. That's the important part.

morethanpretty · 04-26-2011, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Uday

And you shall crush her, and drive her into the desert.

And then to feed her to goats. That's the important part.

Its actually pigs and you have to starve them.

Uday · 04-26-2011, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

Its actually pigs and you have to starve them.

That is in England. In Egypt, we have fed them to the goats for thousands of years. We are in fact the world's experts at vengefully insane corpse disposal.

Also, you do not need to starve the goats. They are always hungry.

jimhelm · 04-26-2011, 11:12 PM

So, can we still be friends?

footfootfoot · 04-26-2011, 11:16 PM

I guess this means lunch is out of the question.

Big Sarge · 04-26-2011, 11:17 PM

pam, why don't you post some of your works in the creative expression section. there are several accomplished writers here who would gladly give you advice. i like your plan to crush this girl. if you crushed her hands, she wouldn't be able to write and you would win easily. maybe you could use a bowling ball? i prefer running people down with a car, but it is always so messy. i end up spending half the day trying to wash the blood off my car.

Undertoad · 04-27-2011, 12:44 AM

dude the secret is to put your thumb over the end of the hose

i can't believe you didn't figure that out, the water comes out like at least twice as hard

Aliantha · 04-27-2011, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by pensive pam

you offer nothing to this site...
if you have an issue. take it up with mr. undertoad.
Pam.

On the contrary. morethanpretty has a lot to offer this site and I'd be sorry if she weren't here anymore.

She was trying to help you and you're being rude to her again.

I think you need to check your own persecution index Pam. Seems like you're a pretty dab hand at it yourself.

btw, do you think everyone from Texas is a hick?

04-26-2011, 10:29 PM	#33
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Garp...realized that all these years Walt had been dreading a giant toad, lurking offshore, waiting to suck him under and drag him out to sea. The terrible Under Toad. __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

04-26-2011, 10:37 PM	#37
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Is that you Charlie? __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

04-26-2011, 11:12 PM	#41
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	So, can we still be friends? __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

04-26-2011, 11:16 PM	#42
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I guess this means lunch is out of the question. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-26-2011, 11:17 PM	#43
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	pam, why don't you post some of your works in the creative expression section. there are several accomplished writers here who would gladly give you advice. i like your plan to crush this girl. if you crushed her hands, she wouldn't be able to write and you would win easily. maybe you could use a bowling ball? i prefer running people down with a car, but it is always so messy. i end up spending half the day trying to wash the blood off my car. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

04-26-2011, 10:35 PM	#35
Uday Poker Playing Fool Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 128	7 threads of this? I am considering changing my major. This is thesis material.

04-27-2011, 12:44 AM	#44
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	dude the secret is to put your thumb over the end of the hose i can't believe you didn't figure that out, the water comes out like at least twice as hard

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