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Old 04-22-2011, 06:36 AM   #106
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What were they driving?
Obviously Pontiacs.
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Old 04-22-2011, 06:52 AM   #107
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This is what happens when I decide to watch 30 Rock instead of coming here.

Anyway - this thread is freaking hilarious and I've had a good laugh this morning. Some of you are so damn funny! It's good to start the day like this. Gets the endorphins flowing.

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Old 04-22-2011, 07:12 AM   #108
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Obviously Pontiacs.


Not jeep Cherokees?


Could have written Utes, but not many would get it.
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Old 04-22-2011, 07:37 AM   #109
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Where's my prize?!
Can I at LEAST have one for coming into the thread late?

I know, I will award myself one:
Poster least likely to leave newbies confused about their gender.

There.

I'm happy now, and can go forth and celebrate brutal Roman forms of punishment today.
And bodysnatching on Sunday.
By stuffing myself with food.
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Old 04-22-2011, 07:37 AM   #110
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Not jeep Cherokees?


Could have written Utes, but not many would get it.
Oh yah My Cousin Vinny!

Joe Pecse>Two utes...
Fred Gwyne> Two What?
Joe Pecse> UTES!

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Old 04-22-2011, 08:12 AM   #111
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I'm happy now, and can go forth and celebrate brutal Roman forms of punishment today.
We've been watching the HBO series Spartacus on Netflix. But we don't call it that, we call it "Tits and Blood." But as the series has gone on, we've realized there's actually a lot more male nudity than female. Anyway, the point I'm making is this one character didn't just get crucified, they cut off his manhood as additional punishment. It was poignant because he was hung like a horse (part of the storyline, and CGI enhanced, I'm quite sure.)
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:16 AM   #112
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We've been watching the HBO series Spartacus on Netflix. But we don't call it that, we call it "Tits and Blood." But as the series has gone on, we've realized there's actually a lot more male nudity than female. Anyway, the point I'm making is this one character didn't just get crucified, they cut off his manhood as additional punishment. It was poignant because he was hung like a horse (part of the storyline, and CGI enhanced, I'm quite sure.)
Dangit, how did I ever get bored with that show?! Gonna have to queue it up on Netflix! Actually I think season 1 is instant play...sweet.

And as to the "what were they driving question," haven't you heard that everything is bigger in Texas? That means our injuns are basically giants, they don't need to be driving anything, they literally run over towns. Unfortunately us white people still have too much European blood and are fat rather than giant.
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:20 AM   #113
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mtp, are any of the fires near you? Is there a thread about that?
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:21 AM   #114
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I am from Pennsylvania. I live in a rural monachrome world and wear a broad rimmed hat. My politics are 18th century progressive and my women are plain but sturdy.
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:32 AM   #115
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I am from Pennsylvania. I live in a rural monachrome world and wear a broad rimmed hat. My politics are 18th century progressive and my women are plain but sturdy.
yours truly
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Oh. I think I just broke something laughing.
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:34 AM   #116
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:34 AM   #117
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those women have pointy hats.

They're witches!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:35 AM   #118
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jinx!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:45 AM   #119
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jinx!
Where?
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:52 AM   #120
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Oh. I think I just broke something laughing.


Me too!
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