On Report

[hot_pastrami]

So what did I miss while I was briefly away?

I hope you turned your head when you coughed, young man.

No, but I had the foresight to bring along my patented semi-circular cough tube, the CornerCough (TM). Call the number on your screen in the next 15 minutes and you'll also receive SneezeBreeze (TM), the fun and environmentally friendly way to stay cool during those hot summer months.

Mr Pastrami! I've missed you!

Well hey there, limey. I've missed you too. I've been meaning to ask...why are people in Greenwich so mean all the time?