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[Stress Puppy]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'Watch this!' and promptly
went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished
with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot
asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?

The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'

The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130
pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?'

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'

The C-130 pilot chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked
to the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a
cinnamon roll.'

I first read it this way:

a hotshot F-14 is assigned to escort a B-52 on a mission. the hotshot is flying barrel-rolls doing flips and flying around( and just being a nussiance to) the lumbering bomber. after awhile the F-14 pilot askeds the B-52 pilot what he thinks about his flying skills. The B-52 pilot says that he has some skills but if he ( the B-52 pilot) could show him something just by flying in the B-52. the hotshot responds with. a sarcastic," oh yeah what ever you can do in that hunk I can do better" the B-52 piolt says " ok beat this" and continues to fly straight and level. afer about 15 mins. the hotshot askes " what did you do"? thw other pilot responds with "I just shut off two engines kid!"