Hey bitches!

03-26-2005, 06:57 AM

It's Antibland, making my yearly rounds to this god-forsaken forum. Well, looks as bland as ever. Being that I am Antibland, I'm forced by nature to hate it. We never stood a chance, you and me. So, until next year, f*ck you all. By the way, I'm single now and accepting private invitations into your lonely crotches of despair. And hey, don’t be too cruel, I’ve have to call my mom in this time.

Antibland

xoxoxoBruce · 03-26-2005, 10:35 AM

Was she tired of you coming around once a year and criticizing about a problem you helped create? If your not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Blandness happens when you don't do your part. :p
Oh, and HI (waving), Antibland's Mom.

SteveDallas · 03-26-2005, 11:23 AM

Wait... don't opposites attract? If we're bland, and you're antibland then that means . . .

[shudder]

Gromitspapa · 03-26-2005, 11:27 AM

You need some more spanking, antibland? And where's antibitch? I'm single now too and would welcome a girlfriend who can get totally behind a complete moron!

404Error · 03-26-2005, 12:26 PM

Antibland's scalpel got too dull for her and antibitch changed her name to antiman.

03-26-2005, 01:49 PM

Bitches part deux

Your comments were all so...well, I can tell you really tried. The fact that some of you are writing in complete sentences, well, I...I'm too caught up to go on.

Maybe just a little.

404 error
You were by far the worst to this point. You "came" too soon. The whole scalpel metaphor should have been preserved for later. The fact that you blew your mental batch on your first post is sad. Way to blow it for the other flamers who were all pooling their lemming IQs for later. Antibland says, "tsk tsk."

Steve Dallas
You can do better (shudder). I was really feelin' a decent flame coming (shudder), but it was snuffed by wet lazy logs like you who can't develop a solid thought (shudder). How's that 'shudder' thing working for you? I saw its popularity wane towards the twilight of 2002. Nice to see someone is still keeping it going. Like flowers on a grave.

The rest of you were too bland to comment on.

lookout123 · 03-26-2005, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Antibland says, "tsk tsk."

who are you? fucking Bob Dole? i wasn't aware anyone else outside of saturday night live still referred to themselves in the third person. (third person means you refer to yourself by name.)

but aside from that thanks for taking a break from the chat rooms to visit. it's nice to see you haven't worn your "o" button out on this new keyboard, but don't get to cocky, it won't be long before all the keys stick on this one too.

wolf · 03-26-2005, 03:17 PM

Guess we really made an impact.

See you next year.

03-26-2005, 06:16 PM

We've both impacted each others' lives profoundly. See you next year.

AntiMonthly

wolf · 03-26-2005, 06:38 PM

If by "impacted" you mean that you are "completely full of shit" ...

(yeah, yeah, I know I shouldn't tease the rabid monkeys)

03-26-2005, 07:03 PM

You shouldn't ruin a perfect farewell. If only everyone knew the timing that comes with truth. A stopwatch inside a flame.

ps

You shouldn't be so concerned about rabid monkeys. It seems you've got your hands full of whale cock at the moment. And your name is Wolf...hmm...you really like animals, huh?

jaguar · 03-26-2005, 08:06 PM

ohhh, a traditional troll in it's native environment! Most have either evolved or died out by now.

lookout123 · 03-26-2005, 08:32 PM

oh, Krikey! what we've got 'ere is a prime example of a troll, mates. let's poke it wit' a stick an' see what 'appens.

03-26-2005, 09:06 PM

A troll on fire. Can you poke me in the lower back, though? I'm kind of tight there from carrying this enormous fuc*king brain.

Thanks animals (jaguars, whales, monkeys, and even wolves),

Antibland

ps

Jaguar, have you ever noticed that you have really thin lips? They make me a little ill. I'm sorry for you. Don't think about it. Just take that picture down. In the meantime, here's a fuc*ked up refugee baby named AntiLips with lips as disturbing as yours.

Undertoad · 03-27-2005, 07:33 AM

AB, you retain my welcome to convert to a more "typical" user situation if you like. I know these people are harsh but you may enjoy just talking to them instead of baiting them like this.

03-26-2005, 06:57 AM	#1
antibland Guest Posts: n/a	Hey bitches! It's Antibland, making my yearly rounds to this god-forsaken forum. Well, looks as bland as ever. Being that I am Antibland, I'm forced by nature to hate it. We never stood a chance, you and me. So, until next year, f*ck you all. By the way, I'm single now and accepting private invitations into your lonely crotches of despair. And hey, don’t be too cruel, I’ve have to call my mom in this time. Antibland

03-26-2005, 10:35 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Was she tired of you coming around once a year and criticizing about a problem you helped create? If your not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Blandness happens when you don't do your part. :p Oh, and HI (waving), Antibland's Mom. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-26-2005, 12:26 PM	#5
404Error Lecturer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: CT USA Posts: 826	Antibland's scalpel got too dull for her and antibitch changed her name to antiman. __________________ "To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason~

03-26-2005, 01:49 PM	#6
antibland Guest Posts: n/a	poking the dumb hive Bitches part deux Your comments were all so...well, I can tell you really tried. The fact that some of you are writing in complete sentences, well, I...I'm too caught up to go on. Maybe just a little. 404 error You were by far the worst to this point. You "came" too soon. The whole scalpel metaphor should have been preserved for later. The fact that you blew your mental batch on your first post is sad. Way to blow it for the other flamers who were all pooling their lemming IQs for later. Antibland says, "tsk tsk." Steve Dallas You can do better (shudder). I was really feelin' a decent flame coming (shudder), but it was snuffed by wet lazy logs like you who can't develop a solid thought (shudder). How's that 'shudder' thing working for you? I saw its popularity wane towards the twilight of 2002. Nice to see someone is still keeping it going. Like flowers on a grave. The rest of you were too bland to comment on.

03-26-2005, 03:17 PM	#8
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Guess we really made an impact. See you next year. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-26-2005, 11:23 AM	#3
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Wait... don't opposites attract? If we're bland, and you're antibland then that means . . . [shudder]

03-26-2005, 11:27 AM	#4
Gromitspapa Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 377	You need some more spanking, antibland? And where's antibitch? I'm single now too and would welcome a girlfriend who can get totally behind a complete moron!

03-26-2005, 06:16 PM	#9
antibland Guest Posts: n/a	We've both impacted each others' lives profoundly. See you next year. AntiMonthly

03-26-2005, 06:38 PM	#10
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	If by "impacted" you mean that you are "completely full of shit" ... (yeah, yeah, I know I shouldn't tease the rabid monkeys) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-26-2005, 07:03 PM	#11
antibland Guest Posts: n/a	You shouldn't ruin a perfect farewell. If only everyone knew the timing that comes with truth. A stopwatch inside a flame. ps You shouldn't be so concerned about rabid monkeys. It seems you've got your hands full of whale cock at the moment. And your name is Wolf...hmm...you really like animals, huh? Last edited by antibland; 03-26-2005 at 07:05 PM.

03-26-2005, 08:06 PM	#12
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	ohhh, a traditional troll in it's native environment! Most have either evolved or died out by now. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

03-26-2005, 08:32 PM	#13
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	oh, Krikey! what we've got 'ere is a prime example of a troll, mates. let's poke it wit' a stick an' see what 'appens. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

03-26-2005, 09:06 PM	#14
antibland Guest Posts: n/a	animal kingdom A troll on fire. Can you poke me in the lower back, though? I'm kind of tight there from carrying this enormous fucking brain. Thanks animals (jaguars, whales, monkeys, and even wolves), Antibland ps Jaguar, have you ever noticed that you have really thin lips? They make me a little ill. I'm sorry for you. Don't think about it. Just take that picture down. In the meantime, here's a fucked up refugee baby named AntiLips with lips as disturbing as yours. Last edited by antibland; 03-27-2005 at 06:16 AM.

03-27-2005, 07:33 AM	#15
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	AB, you retain my welcome to convert to a more "typical" user situation if you like. I know these people are harsh but you may enjoy just talking to them instead of baiting them like this.

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