Bacon!....wtf? - Page 39

toranokaze · 02-25-2010, 12:31 AM

I WANT ONE!

impress · 03-08-2010, 11:37 PM

http://www.youtube.com/user/rathergo.../0/U4wTFuaV8VQ

xoxoxoBruce · 03-12-2010, 08:41 PM

Bacon donut

impress · 03-13-2010, 10:18 PM

http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/ed...acon-lamp.html

http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/yo...rying-pan.html
"Toby Elles, a 22-year-old from Lancaster, Britain, set off to make himself a late-night snack, but got a lot more than he bargained for.

"After drinking a few beers with his housemate, Toby thought some bacon would make a great snack before hitting the sack, so he put it into the frying pan, turned on the oven and lied down on the couch. An hour later, he woke up to a house filled with smoke and, worse still, burned bacon. It was a true culinary disaster that could have had dire consequences.

"But after scraping the bacon off the pan, young Toby Elles learned miracles can be born out of disasters. The face of Jesus Christ was staring back at him, from the pan! The greasy image had eyes, nose and all the distinctive features of our Lord. Toby now thinks it was, no doubt, some sort of miracle, and decided never to wash the sacred pan. He’s even taking into consideration placing it in a glass cabinet, so it can protect him, in the future.

"All I have to say is this: If this doesn’t prove the divine nature of bacon, I don’t know what will!"

xoxoxoBruce · 03-17-2010, 06:41 PM

St Pats bacon

Pie · 03-17-2010, 07:17 PM

eeeeew?

jinx · 03-17-2010, 07:24 PM

So where exactly is the line between bacon and lard?

lumberjim · 03-17-2010, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

So where exactly is the line between bacon and lard?

Somewhere in Hatfield, Pa

wolf · 03-17-2010, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

Somewhere in Hatfield, Pa

Thanks to jury duty, where I was trapped talking to one of their employees for several hours, I now know that they are called the "Home of the Smiling Porker" because of the electrocution rictus the pigs look like they're smiling.

I was very upset when they removed the smiling pig cartoon and that tagline from the sign at the plant. At least they still have the statue of the happy pig being escorted to it's certain death by the hog-wrangler (not sure if that's Mr. Hatfield or not).

monster · 03-18-2010, 04:19 PM

a bacon tampon?

monster · 03-18-2010, 04:21 PM

....apparently it's a bacon of hate which, of course, is so much less WTF

Gravdigr · 03-22-2010, 05:00 AM

And this was stumbled upon also.

Happy Monkey · 03-22-2010, 07:24 AM

What's the FAIL? That some of the bacon fell off?

Undertoad · 03-22-2010, 08:58 AM

Somebody put a celery stalk on the plate.

classicman · 03-22-2010, 09:50 AM

that they only used a 6" roll?

02-25-2010, 12:31 AM	#571
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	I WANT ONE! __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

03-08-2010, 11:37 PM	#572
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	http://www.youtube.com/user/rathergo.../0/U4wTFuaV8VQ __________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

03-12-2010, 08:41 PM	#573
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Bacon donut Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-13-2010, 10:18 PM	#574
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/ed...acon-lamp.html http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/yo...rying-pan.html "Toby Elles, a 22-year-old from Lancaster, Britain, set off to make himself a late-night snack, but got a lot more than he bargained for. "After drinking a few beers with his housemate, Toby thought some bacon would make a great snack before hitting the sack, so he put it into the frying pan, turned on the oven and lied down on the couch. An hour later, he woke up to a house filled with smoke and, worse still, burned bacon. It was a true culinary disaster that could have had dire consequences. "But after scraping the bacon off the pan, young Toby Elles learned miracles can be born out of disasters. The face of Jesus Christ was staring back at him, from the pan! The greasy image had eyes, nose and all the distinctive features of our Lord. Toby now thinks it was, no doubt, some sort of miracle, and decided never to wash the sacred pan. He’s even taking into consideration placing it in a glass cabinet, so it can protect him, in the future. "All I have to say is this: If this doesn’t prove the divine nature of bacon, I don’t know what will!" __________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

03-17-2010, 06:41 PM	#575
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	St Pats bacon Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-17-2010, 07:17 PM	#576
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	eeeeew? __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-17-2010, 07:24 PM	#577
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	So where exactly is the line between bacon and lard? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

03-18-2010, 04:19 PM	#580
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	a bacon tampon? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-18-2010, 04:21 PM	#581
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	....apparently it's a bacon of hate which, of course, is so much less WTF __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-22-2010, 05:00 AM	#582
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	And this was stumbled upon also. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-22-2010, 07:24 AM	#583
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	What's the FAIL? That some of the bacon fell off? __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

03-22-2010, 08:58 AM	#584
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Somebody put a celery stalk on the plate.

03-22-2010, 09:50 AM	#585
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	that they only used a 6" roll? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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