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Old 11-11-2003, 07:24 PM   #1
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i know the punch line, but i don't know the joke

rectum? damn near killed 'em!

some one help me out!
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Old 11-11-2003, 07:47 PM   #2
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Old 11-11-2003, 08:30 PM   #3
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Old 11-11-2003, 08:32 PM   #4
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Old 11-11-2003, 08:57 PM   #5
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Old 11-11-2003, 08:59 PM   #6
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"Whoo hoo! This means the Eagles won the Superbowl!!"
That's not a punchline, it's the entire joke.
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Old 11-11-2003, 10:53 PM   #7
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Re: i know the punch line, but i don't know the joke

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Originally posted by lumberjim
rectum? damn near killed 'em!

some one help me out!
This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
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Old 11-11-2003, 11:04 PM   #8
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I was thinking it maybe had something to do with a gerbil and Jerry Penacoli.
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Old 11-11-2003, 11:06 PM   #9
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Re: Re: i know the punch line, but i don't know the joke

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This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"

thank you!
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Old 11-11-2003, 11:37 PM   #10
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Old 11-12-2003, 06:14 AM   #11
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It isn't a fucking joke

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Have some sympathy, assholes!
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Old 11-14-2003, 10:02 AM   #12
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Old 11-14-2003, 10:23 AM   #13
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Old 11-14-2003, 08:22 PM   #14
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