coping with holiday stress

slang · 12-27-2003, 09:36 PM

Is it over yet?

slang · 12-27-2003, 09:37 PM

.

elSicomoro · 12-27-2003, 09:39 PM

Wow...you got rid of the Taliban beard...I'm impressed!

slang · 12-27-2003, 09:39 PM

Never say I'm not sensitive to water conservation. I skipped the plate ( to the horror of the host )

slang · 12-27-2003, 09:47 PM

And for the seasonal brawl, the attendees were state cops, a Sheriffs deputy, EMTs and professional firemen ( all relatives and big mothers ).

With me being "gunless" due to unconstitutional restrictions to my 2a rights, I postponed the fistfighting until next year but was fairly successful at the annual drunken argument.

elSicomoro · 12-27-2003, 09:50 PM

Were you in NY?

slang · 12-27-2003, 09:55 PM

Hitlary land, yes.

slang · 12-27-2003, 10:16 PM

a small portion of the drunken argument

slang: so anyway I get real freaking tired of being asked to step out of the car for a routine traffic stop......and it pisses me off, so I appear hostile.
StateCop: well you shouldnt have been speeding to get pulled over to begin with.
slang: I wasnt speeding , I was driving irradically.
StateCop: well there you have it.
slang: dont get all uppety on meee mister, I can remember you when you were shitting in a diaper. You are no angel. Can you say "pump up bb gun". Yeah, I remember your punk ass long before you got a job with the state.
StateCop: lets just hope I dont see you on the road as drunk as you are tonight slang.
slang: What, and give you the satisfaction? We'll shoot it out before you bust me for anything.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-27-2003, 10:59 PM

A friend of mine had a similar conversation.
Just before he was hospitalized.

Kitsune · 12-28-2003, 08:02 PM

Slang, is that you or Dave Attell?

Awwwww... drunks and losers, dwarves with limps! Flos and hoes and one-eyed pimps...

wolf · 12-28-2003, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slang
a small portion of the drunken argument

Isn't he just a charmer ...

xoxoxoBruce · 12-28-2003, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wolf

Isn't he just a charmer ...

You enjoy bringing your work home, don't you.

wolf · 12-28-2003, 11:44 PM

yeah.

slang · 12-29-2003, 03:32 AM

This was the last "pre-argument" ( also the last pre black eye) pic.

wolf · 12-29-2003, 09:45 AM

Shame I wasn't there for you, honey. I speak firefighter, and have an entirely different relationship with cops than most people.

Lemme tell you, starting a round of crazy-people war stories distracts all but the drunkest of cops, and a double fatality vehicle extraction (with a beheading) will distract the firemen. I'll set you up with a couple of these and you'll be able to make it through the next Stressmas dinner like a champ.

12-27-2003, 09:36 PM	#1
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	coping with holiday stress Is it over yet? Attached Images

12-27-2003, 09:37 PM	#2
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	. Attached Images

12-27-2003, 09:39 PM	#4
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Never say I'm not sensitive to water conservation. I skipped the plate ( to the horror of the host ) Attached Images

12-28-2003, 11:44 PM	#13
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	yeah. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-29-2003, 03:32 AM	#14
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	This was the last "pre-argument" ( also the last pre black eye) pic. Attached Images

12-27-2003, 09:39 PM	#3
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Wow...you got rid of the Taliban beard...I'm impressed!

12-27-2003, 09:47 PM	#5
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	And for the seasonal brawl, the attendees were state cops, a Sheriffs deputy, EMTs and professional firemen ( all relatives and big mothers ). With me being "gunless" due to unconstitutional restrictions to my 2a rights, I postponed the fistfighting until next year but was fairly successful at the annual drunken argument.

12-27-2003, 09:50 PM	#6
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Were you in NY?

12-27-2003, 09:55 PM	#7
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Hitlary land, yes.

12-27-2003, 10:16 PM	#8
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	a small portion of the drunken argument slang: so anyway I get real freaking tired of being asked to step out of the car for a routine traffic stop......and it pisses me off, so I appear hostile. StateCop: well you shouldnt have been speeding to get pulled over to begin with. slang: I wasnt speeding , I was driving irradically. StateCop: well there you have it. slang: dont get all uppety on meee mister, I can remember you when you were shitting in a diaper. You are no angel. Can you say "pump up bb gun". Yeah, I remember your punk ass long before you got a job with the state. StateCop: lets just hope I dont see you on the road as drunk as you are tonight slang. slang: What, and give you the satisfaction? We'll shoot it out before you bust me for anything.

12-27-2003, 10:59 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	A friend of mine had a similar conversation. Just before he was hospitalized.

12-28-2003, 08:02 PM	#10
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Slang, is that you or Dave Attell? Awwwww... drunks and losers, dwarves with limps! Flos and hoes and one-eyed pimps...

12-29-2003, 09:45 AM	#15
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Shame I wasn't there for you, honey. I speak firefighter, and have an entirely different relationship with cops than most people. Lemme tell you, starting a round of crazy-people war stories distracts all but the drunkest of cops, and a double fatality vehicle extraction (with a beheading) will distract the firemen. I'll set you up with a couple of these and you'll be able to make it through the next Stressmas dinner like a champ. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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