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Old 09-13-2017, 11:06 PM   #12226
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Old 09-14-2017, 01:40 AM   #12227
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I guess he had the bread.

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Old 09-14-2017, 07:05 AM   #12228
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I'd have made them look toasted. Amateurs.
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Old 09-14-2017, 08:11 AM   #12229
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I'd have made them look toasted. Amateurs.
In all fairness, he hasn't gotten around to making the slider knob for the "darkness" selection.
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Old 09-14-2017, 09:01 AM   #12230
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What? They are toasted, that's white bread, any darker will create acrylamide.
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Old 09-14-2017, 10:33 AM   #12231
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God, Bruce.. please don't ruin toast for me.
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Old 09-14-2017, 02:37 PM   #12232
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Would someone please ruin toast for Flint?

Please.
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Old 09-19-2017, 08:36 PM   #12233
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WTF? Oh, French... nevermind.
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Old 09-20-2017, 12:09 PM   #12234
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café de la femme à barbe
Bearded woman's coffee

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cafe de la femme a barbe
cafe of the woman has a beard

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madame delait en voiture
madame delait by car

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madame de lait en voiture
madame of milk in car

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Old 09-20-2017, 02:50 PM   #12235
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Old 09-20-2017, 10:47 PM   #12236
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Well, there ya go.
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Old 09-21-2017, 01:21 PM   #12237
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Found in the fridge at The Shack:

Fred water?!? WTF?

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We get this question A LOT, but we're always happy to answer. The truth is, we wanted to present water for what it is. Water isn't some exotic product from a far away land. It's not an elixir made from diamonds that will cure all your ails. It's water. It keeps you alive. And it should be with you all the time. Like a friend. Like a friend named Fred, for example. Fred is water and water is Fred. Nice to meet you.

Fredwater
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Old 09-21-2017, 05:44 PM   #12238
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So you use your loyal friend Fred for your own good, and turn him into piss. Nice friend you are.
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Old 09-24-2017, 10:22 AM   #12239
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Natural spring water from Alpine Springs in Rockland, NY
I was just looking at Rockland, NY on GooglEarth. The altitude there is like 150-200 feet above sea level. Not exactly "alpine spring" territory.

Bonus: It's right across the river from Sleepy Hollow! Tell Ichabod we said Hi.
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Old 09-26-2017, 10:05 AM   #12240
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But it's not alpine springs, it's Alpine Springs, the name of a company, which was carefully chosen to feed my Julie Andrews tripping naked through an alpine meadow fetish.

I first thought this was our border with another nation.
Oh, it is our border with another nation.
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