Cheating even though you are happy..... - Page 2

lumberjim · 08-21-2009, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuy

...the strange if you will......

If your cock was an inch longer, you could get some strange at home...

lookout123 · 08-22-2009, 02:04 AM

dammit jim... you owe me a new keyboard. thatguy, i think you've gotten some great advice here. if you're happy at home but you are still finding yourself in this position then you're probably just experiencing the "it feels good to know you're still desireable" rush. get over it.

if you're an absolute stud and make her eyes roll you'll enjoy, what? a couple hours with the email chick? please. weigh that against a lifetime of knowing you are "that guy" and spending day after day hoping and praying that the woman you love doesn't find out.

close your eyes and rub one out. enjoy your guilt. then take your wife who you love to dinner and try to look at her the same way you did the third time you met her. your future self thanks you.

bluecuracao · 08-22-2009, 02:41 AM

Nothing wrong with enjoying one-sided attention, but dammit man, haven't you ever seen Fatal Attraction? That shit really happens!

Well, maybe not always the bunny-boiling, knife-wielding situation. But things could turn weird. The seemingly off-hand, no-strings-attached encounter you may choose to pursue could easily turn you into a stalker victim--perhaps fueled by your "unavailability" as a married person.

If you really do love your wife and your life with her, the price you could pay is just not worth destroying that.

ZenGum · 08-22-2009, 03:38 AM

What follows is a really, really bad idea, but maybe a little funny, so I thought I would share it.

Google yourself. Find someone with the same, or very similar name to yours. Get them in on the plot. Set up a tryst with the email chick. Send your namesake in your place.
He gets laid (maybe) and can insist he received the email and assumed, since it was addressed to him, that he presumed it was intended for him.
Email chick gets laid (maybe) and either gets off your back (and onto hers) or gets a lesson in cybermanners.

Don't forget to set up the web-cam and stream it live. Post the link here, please.

classicman · 08-22-2009, 07:03 AM

Spexxvet · 08-22-2009, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuy

I do want to continue to be happy and i have never cheated ever not even on a girlfriend. And it wasnt a conversation. It was an email stating that it would all be taken care of. I had said hi on occassions to this woman before but never did actually have a conversation. The email came out of nowhere.

A- file for sexual harrassment.

B- start wearing pants to work, ya slut.

Shawnee123 · 08-22-2009, 10:17 AM

There are two kind of people who cheat even when they're happy:

1) They're not really happy
2) They're narcissistic yet insecure psychopaths

Surely attention is interesting, and you're human, but if you're really happy you don't want to mess it all up.

Good luck!

Clodfobble · 08-22-2009, 11:46 AM

Forward the email to her boss. Rest assured, you will never receive another one.

Also, don't be an asshole. Just because it's there doesn't mean it needs fucking.

ThatGuy · 08-22-2009, 12:58 PM

I do commercial building management work is easy and pays very well. And Jim why are you worried about how long my cock is..........akward dude........... Oh and I get that whole fatal attraction deal. Plus I would hve to see her face everyday and worry if she would tell and stuff. In a way she kind of might have me by the balls if I did it. Cause them she can blackmail me or something. Like....fuck me or I'll tell your wife about everything. And I totally wear pants all the time spexx. But I'm not a slut. More like a retired manwhore. 

ThatGuy · 08-22-2009, 12:59 PM

Zen dude you have an awesome way of thinking!!! Awesome!!!

ThatGuy · 08-22-2009, 01:01 PM

That would be some funny shit if I did forward the email to her boss which is the vp of the company. She's actually one of the senior managers there. And your definetely right. Just cause it's there doesn't mean I have to fuck it.

ThatGuy · 08-22-2009, 01:06 PM

And I took classics advice and took a nice long look at the wife and damn it she's hot!!! So we went out with a few friends last night got smashed came home and some hot passionate sex. I think it was the best sex I've ever had. F-ing awesome!!! So glad now that I married her. Thanks for all the advice. Greatly appreciated. And to think I only came accross this website cause I was looking up stuff about fencing in my yard! Epic win!

Shawnee123 · 08-22-2009, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuy

~snip~ So glad now that I married her. Thanks for all the advice. Greatly appreciated. And to think I only came accross this website cause I was looking up stuff about fencing in my yard! Epic win!

bold mine

So glad NOW?

Oh, never mind.

DucksNuts · 08-22-2009, 06:55 PM

I am not gonna comment about this, because ThatGuy is flirting with me and we all know Im not too fussed with being the *bit of fluff* :p

ThatGuy · 08-22-2009, 08:02 PM

I didn't mean that I am only glad now. That came out wrong. I'm just curious as to what you look like. I hope that's not a crime......what do you mean by your not to fussed by being the *bit of fluff* ????

08-22-2009, 02:04 AM	#17
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	dammit jim... you owe me a new keyboard. thatguy, i think you've gotten some great advice here. if you're happy at home but you are still finding yourself in this position then you're probably just experiencing the "it feels good to know you're still desireable" rush. get over it. if you're an absolute stud and make her eyes roll you'll enjoy, what? a couple hours with the email chick? please. weigh that against a lifetime of knowing you are "that guy" and spending day after day hoping and praying that the woman you love doesn't find out. close your eyes and rub one out. enjoy your guilt. then take your wife who you love to dinner and try to look at her the same way you did the third time you met her. your future self thanks you. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-22-2009, 03:38 AM	#19
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	What follows is a really, really bad idea, but maybe a little funny, so I thought I would share it. Google yourself. Find someone with the same, or very similar name to yours. Get them in on the plot. Set up a tryst with the email chick. Send your namesake in your place. He gets laid (maybe) and can insist he received the email and assumed, since it was addressed to him, that he presumed it was intended for him. Email chick gets laid (maybe) and either gets off your back (and onto hers) or gets a lesson in cybermanners. Don't forget to set up the web-cam and stream it live. Post the link here, please. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-22-2009, 07:03 AM	#20
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	<loves Zens evil mind> __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

08-22-2009, 10:17 AM	#22
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	There are two kind of people who cheat even when they're happy: 1) They're not really happy 2) They're narcissistic yet insecure psychopaths Surely attention is interesting, and you're human, but if you're really happy you don't want to mess it all up. Good luck! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-22-2009, 11:46 AM	#23
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Forward the email to her boss. Rest assured, you will never receive another one. Also, don't be an asshole. Just because it's there doesn't mean it needs fucking. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-22-2009, 02:41 AM	#18
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Nothing wrong with enjoying one-sided attention, but dammit man, haven't you ever seen Fatal Attraction? That shit really happens! Well, maybe not always the bunny-boiling, knife-wielding situation. But things could turn weird. The seemingly off-hand, no-strings-attached encounter you may choose to pursue could easily turn you into a stalker victim--perhaps fueled by your "unavailability" as a married person. If you really do love your wife and your life with her, the price you could pay is just not worth destroying that.

08-22-2009, 12:58 PM	#24
ThatGuy Keeper of the Decorum Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 58	I do commercial building management work is easy and pays very well. And Jim why are you worried about how long my cock is..........akward dude........... Oh and I get that whole fatal attraction deal. Plus I would hve to see her face everyday and worry if she would tell and stuff. In a way she kind of might have me by the balls if I did it. Cause them she can blackmail me or something. Like....fuck me or I'll tell your wife about everything. And I totally wear pants all the time spexx. But I'm not a slut. More like a retired manwhore.  __________________ What would Scooby Do?????

08-22-2009, 12:59 PM	#25
ThatGuy Keeper of the Decorum Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 58	Zen dude you have an awesome way of thinking!!! Awesome!!! __________________ What would Scooby Do?????

08-22-2009, 01:01 PM	#26
ThatGuy Keeper of the Decorum Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 58	That would be some funny shit if I did forward the email to her boss which is the vp of the company. She's actually one of the senior managers there. And your definetely right. Just cause it's there doesn't mean I have to fuck it. __________________ What would Scooby Do?????

08-22-2009, 01:06 PM	#27
ThatGuy Keeper of the Decorum Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 58	And I took classics advice and took a nice long look at the wife and damn it she's hot!!! So we went out with a few friends last night got smashed came home and some hot passionate sex. I think it was the best sex I've ever had. F-ing awesome!!! So glad now that I married her. Thanks for all the advice. Greatly appreciated. And to think I only came accross this website cause I was looking up stuff about fencing in my yard! Epic win! __________________ What would Scooby Do?????

08-22-2009, 06:55 PM	#29
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I am not gonna comment about this, because ThatGuy is flirting with me and we all know Im not too fussed with being the bit of fluff :p

08-22-2009, 08:02 PM	#30
ThatGuy Keeper of the Decorum Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 58	I didn't mean that I am only glad now. That came out wrong. I'm just curious as to what you look like. I hope that's not a crime......what do you mean by your not to fussed by being the bit of fluff ???? __________________ What would Scooby Do?????

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