Indian farmer catches a calf eating chickens

03-09-2007, 08:47 PM

POSTED: 0547 GMT (1347 HKT), March 9, 2007
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CALCUTTA, India (AP) -- When his chickens started disappearing a few weeks ago, a farmer in eastern India figured dogs or jackals were to blame -- until he discovered his calf making a meal of his poultry.

The farmer and his 1-year-old calf have since become local celebrities, with the carnivorous cow appearing on television in India's West Bengal state and hundreds of people flocking to see them in Chandipur, a village 145 miles southwest of Calcutta, the state capital.

The farmer got up early to catch the culprit "and to his disbelief found that it was his calf which came out from the cow shed and was eating the chickens alive," Debjyoti Chatterjee, a local resident who filmed the calf eating a chicken, said Thursday.

The local veterinarian was at a loss for an explanation.

"I've never read or heard about cows turning carnivorous," said Mihir Tripathy. "They eat grass and other vegetarian food but not fish or other non-vegetarian stuff."

Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

bluecuracao · 03-09-2007, 08:49 PM

I see a new Chik-Fil-A ad in the works...

footfootfoot · 03-09-2007, 09:09 PM

chicken fried steak?

TheMercenary · 03-09-2007, 09:16 PM

I'm telling ya all, it is a conspriacy by McDonnalds.

03-09-2007, 10:21 PM

Tell you what, cows evolving into predators kinda' gives me tha' heebie-jeebies.
Plus... that is some NASTY cud!

This is what we get for feeding them other cows.

Bad 70's horror movie coming up.
Wake-up and all the cows are carnivores, walked through their pens and all pissed-off, most everyone in town has been eaten, you and three wacky characters are hold-up in the diner, the camera pans across the big window, large shadows move...

Anyone remember the Tick's Man Eating Cow?

xoxoxoBruce · 03-09-2007, 11:37 PM

Pretty hard to eat raw chickens with no upper teeth, gotta work at it.
We'll see more of it though, it's started.

bluecuracao · 03-10-2007, 12:13 AM

Carnivorous or not, you don't want to fuck with cows. I stopped at a roadside store in Nebraska once, next to a fenced-off field filled with grazing cows and their calves. There was a curious little calf standing near the fence, so I slowly approached, drawn to his cuteness...and suddenly, his gigantic mom broke out and charged over, extremely pissed off! I'd been near cows by themselves, and calves by themselves, but not the cow/calf combination before. I wholeheartedly recommend avoiding that situation.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-10-2007, 10:30 AM

You must look like a veal eater, Blue.

Flint · 03-10-2007, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

Bad 70's horror movie coming up.
Wake-up and all the cows are carnivores, walked through their pens and all pissed-off, most everyone in town has been eaten, you and three wacky characters are hold-up in the diner, the camera pans across the big window, large shadows move...

I saw a movie, I wish I could remember the name, where "mad cows" attacked people and turned them into carnivorous zombies.

wolf · 03-10-2007, 01:56 PM

The end of the world is nigh.

Perry Winkle · 03-10-2007, 03:49 PM

Too bad Gary Larson is retired...I think he predicted this.

Aliantha · 03-10-2007, 04:59 PM

Cows with guns...who flung dung...cows well hung.

And next, it's chickens in choppers!

Elspode · 03-10-2007, 07:36 PM

There's a full moon in the pasture tonight
Hangs like a fine and polished pearl, so pure and white
The average guy finds so much beauty in its light
But I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow
Now I'm stuck

It seemed so innocent when Bossy bit my hand
I was just tryin' to milk her, but I didn't understand
That Bossy really was Pierre the handyman
He was a werecow
Moo moo moo
He was a werecow
Moo moo moo

By day I work the fields here on my daddy's farm
By night I roam the neighbor's place in search of corn
Chewin' my cud and tryin' to keep my udders warm
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo

The mornings after always make my family wince
I know it's hard for them to try and make some sense
Of finding me naked with my head stuck through a fence
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow

I found this gypsy who said she could break the curse
Said that she sympathized with me but she'd seen worse
Said Lon Chaney, Jr. used to be a client of hers
She was pretty, wore a real nice dress
Shoot, I was impressed!

She asked for money and I gladly said I'd pay
But when she said a million bucks, I swear I was enraged
So I bit that gypsy, and now, well, we're engaged
She's a werecow
Moo moo moo
She's a werecow
Moo moo moo
She's a werecow
And a pretty little heifer she is too

These days the sheriff lets me spend the night in jail
So I won't hurt nobody when the moon turns pale
Or end up some entree at the local Steak & Ale
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow

Somebody, somebody call a vet
Yeah, I think I'm gettin' a touch of milk fever
I'm a werecow!

xoxoxoBruce · 03-11-2007, 03:21 AM

That's great Els, hadn't seen that before.

BrianR · 03-12-2007, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Cows with guns...who flung dung...cows well hung.

And next, it's chickens in choppers!

Darn you! You beat me to it!

03-09-2007, 08:47 PM	#1
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Indian farmer catches a calf eating chickens POSTED: 0547 GMT (1347 HKT), March 9, 2007 Adjust font size: CALCUTTA, India (AP) -- When his chickens started disappearing a few weeks ago, a farmer in eastern India figured dogs or jackals were to blame -- until he discovered his calf making a meal of his poultry. The farmer and his 1-year-old calf have since become local celebrities, with the carnivorous cow appearing on television in India's West Bengal state and hundreds of people flocking to see them in Chandipur, a village 145 miles southwest of Calcutta, the state capital. The farmer got up early to catch the culprit "and to his disbelief found that it was his calf which came out from the cow shed and was eating the chickens alive," Debjyoti Chatterjee, a local resident who filmed the calf eating a chicken, said Thursday. The local veterinarian was at a loss for an explanation. "I've never read or heard about cows turning carnivorous," said Mihir Tripathy. "They eat grass and other vegetarian food but not fish or other non-vegetarian stuff." Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

03-09-2007, 09:09 PM	#3
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03-09-2007, 10:21 PM	#5
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Tell you what, cows evolving into predators kinda' gives me tha' heebie-jeebies. Plus... that is some NASTY cud! This is what we get for feeding them other cows. Bad 70's horror movie coming up. Wake-up and all the cows are carnivores, walked through their pens and all pissed-off, most everyone in town has been eaten, you and three wacky characters are hold-up in the diner, the camera pans across the big window, large shadows move... Anyone remember the Tick's Man Eating Cow? Last edited by rkzenrage; 03-09-2007 at 10:36 PM.

03-09-2007, 11:37 PM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Pretty hard to eat raw chickens with no upper teeth, gotta work at it. We'll see more of it though, it's started. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You must look like a veal eater, Blue. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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03-10-2007, 12:13 AM	#7
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Carnivorous or not, you don't want to fuck with cows. I stopped at a roadside store in Nebraska once, next to a fenced-off field filled with grazing cows and their calves. There was a curious little calf standing near the fence, so I slowly approached, drawn to his cuteness...and suddenly, his gigantic mom broke out and charged over, extremely pissed off! I'd been near cows by themselves, and calves by themselves, but not the cow/calf combination before. I wholeheartedly recommend avoiding that situation.

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Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Too bad Gary Larson is retired...I think he predicted this.

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Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	There's a full moon in the pasture tonight Hangs like a fine and polished pearl, so pure and white The average guy finds so much beauty in its light But I'm a werecow Moo moo moo I'm a werecow Now I'm stuck It seemed so innocent when Bossy bit my hand I was just tryin' to milk her, but I didn't understand That Bossy really was Pierre the handyman He was a werecow Moo moo moo He was a werecow Moo moo moo By day I work the fields here on my daddy's farm By night I roam the neighbor's place in search of corn Chewin' my cud and tryin' to keep my udders warm I'm a werecow Moo moo moo I'm a werecow Moo moo moo The mornings after always make my family wince I know it's hard for them to try and make some sense Of finding me naked with my head stuck through a fence I'm a werecow Moo moo moo I'm a werecow Moo moo moo I'm a werecow I found this gypsy who said she could break the curse Said that she sympathized with me but she'd seen worse Said Lon Chaney, Jr. used to be a client of hers She was pretty, wore a real nice dress Shoot, I was impressed! She asked for money and I gladly said I'd pay But when she said a million bucks, I swear I was enraged So I bit that gypsy, and now, well, we're engaged She's a werecow Moo moo moo She's a werecow Moo moo moo She's a werecow And a pretty little heifer she is too These days the sheriff lets me spend the night in jail So I won't hurt nobody when the moon turns pale Or end up some entree at the local Steak & Ale I'm a werecow Moo moo moo I'm a werecow Somebody, somebody call a vet Yeah, I think I'm gettin' a touch of milk fever I'm a werecow! Attached Images __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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