dog's perspective

Be Less Bored · 05-20-2005, 05:42 AM

If my dog disembowels a racoon there'll be a bloody mess out back and one less day of dogfood to buy.

If kill a racoon even without disembowlment I could be fined or jailed.

If my dog scratches up a stray cat, chews off its head, and scatters the pieces around the house outside oh well.

If I get caught having killed a stray cat... yup more fines and jail time.

So animals only have protection under the law when I kill them? What sense does this make? None! Especially since they have no rights.

In A country that sanctions murdering our own children why is it illegal to kill mere non-livestock animals??

Catwoman · 05-20-2005, 07:45 AM

I don't like you very much. Cat's perspective.

jaguar · 05-20-2005, 07:58 AM

You can be held responsible for the actions of your animals and it is assumed in law you are responsible for your actions whereas animals are not.

Happy Monkey · 05-20-2005, 08:24 AM

It's not as cut and dry as BLB makes out:

1) In many areas it is legal to kill raccoons.
2) In many cases, a dog that makes a habit of killing other animals will be put down. No fines or jail time for him!
3) You can't fine a dog.

Though it is interesting to see someone whine "how come my dog can kill a cat, but I can't!". Why don't you take a bit of pleasure in some of the things you can do that a dog can't? It's a much larger list, and it may help alleviate the resentment you seem to have against animals.

lumberjim · 05-20-2005, 08:41 AM

if you want to be jealous of your dog, watch him lick his own nuts for 20 or 30 minutes.

SmurfAbuser · 05-20-2005, 08:54 AM

Why are you so obsessed with killing animals?

You've started three of four threads about why killing animals is so cool. Scary shit, since most people who enjoy this sort of thing usually move on to people.

Don't you have better things to do? Maybe you could go beat up your little brother or do your homework? Just a thought.

cowhead · 05-20-2005, 01:36 PM

yeah, why are you obsessed about this? I mean if it's just to ruffle the proverbial feathers.. fine and dandy. the thing is animals are animals (not saying we're not) but humans have the whole frontal lobe thing going on, and can make more informed choices about what behaviors are 'acceptable'. on a side note there was a guy here in town who with some friends tortured (no, really.. it took this cat about 3 hours to die.. and after what they had done to it.. it was a bad ass cat) so as it stands there are a number of people I know waiting for this guy to get out of jail, they have a little suprise party planned for him. no, I'm not saying that that's 'right' but! for me atleast I have an instinct to stick up for things that can't protect themselves (which would explain my horrible dating habits

)and need a little watching out for.

if a dog kills a cat, it's instinct, if a human kills a cat it's sick. (barring obvious medical/wound conditions)

cowhead · 05-20-2005, 01:38 PM

oh wait.. I missed that last line..

"In A country that sanctions murdering our own children why is it illegal to kill mere non-livestock animals??"

that's it...we are not only on different pages, but wholly different books.

glatt · 05-20-2005, 01:51 PM

I'm amazed that people are responding to Be Less Bored as if he were a normal poster. He's not. He is a troll. His webpage is full of "trophy" quotes from other forums where he has trolled and gotten reactions out of people. He has nothing of value to contribute. Ignore him, and with any luck, he will Be More Bored and go away.

lookout123 · 05-20-2005, 01:54 PM

i hadn't even visited his webpage. ah screw him.

lumberjim · 05-20-2005, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

He is a troll.

not only that, but i'm pretty sure his cock is assprone.

Happy Monkey · 05-20-2005, 04:34 PM

his what?

Clodfobble · 05-20-2005, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

his cock is assprone

Nah, vice versa.

Beestie · 05-20-2005, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

His webpage is full of "trophy" quotes from other forums

That and stolen fark photoshop pics that he passes off as his own.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

his cock is assprone

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Nah, vice versa.

Griff · 05-21-2005, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmurfAbuser

You've started three of four threads about why killing animals is so cool. Scary shit, since most people who enjoy this sort of thing usually move on to people.

Ok, this just isn't true. It is however a common misconception that our little troll is using to get a rise out of people. Glatt has the proper approach.

05-20-2005, 05:42 AM	#1
Be Less Bored Throwing turnips off the truck Join Date: May 2005 Location: not on a farm Posts: 36	dog's perspective If my dog disembowels a racoon there'll be a bloody mess out back and one less day of dogfood to buy. If kill a racoon even without disembowlment I could be fined or jailed. If my dog scratches up a stray cat, chews off its head, and scatters the pieces around the house outside oh well. If I get caught having killed a stray cat... yup more fines and jail time. So animals only have protection under the law when I kill them? What sense does this make? None! Especially since they have no rights. In A country that sanctions murdering our own children why is it illegal to kill mere non-livestock animals?? __________________ bored? Be Less Bored -- or call US: +1 206-203-4119 D'oh .. and you were worried about google?

05-20-2005, 07:45 AM	#2
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	I don't like you very much. Cat's perspective. __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

05-20-2005, 07:58 AM	#3
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	You can be held responsible for the actions of your animals and it is assumed in law you are responsible for your actions whereas animals are not. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

05-20-2005, 08:24 AM	#4
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	It's not as cut and dry as BLB makes out: 1) In many areas it is legal to kill raccoons. 2) In many cases, a dog that makes a habit of killing other animals will be put down. No fines or jail time for him! 3) You can't fine a dog. Though it is interesting to see someone whine "how come my dog can kill a cat, but I can't!". Why don't you take a bit of pleasure in some of the things you can do that a dog can't? It's a much larger list, and it may help alleviate the resentment you seem to have against animals. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

05-20-2005, 08:41 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	if you want to be jealous of your dog, watch him lick his own nuts for 20 or 30 minutes. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-20-2005, 08:54 AM	#6
SmurfAbuser Simulated Simulacrum Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 39	Why are you so obsessed with killing animals? You've started three of four threads about why killing animals is so cool. Scary shit, since most people who enjoy this sort of thing usually move on to people. Don't you have better things to do? Maybe you could go beat up your little brother or do your homework? Just a thought.

05-20-2005, 01:36 PM	#7
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	yeah, why are you obsessed about this? I mean if it's just to ruffle the proverbial feathers.. fine and dandy. the thing is animals are animals (not saying we're not) but humans have the whole frontal lobe thing going on, and can make more informed choices about what behaviors are 'acceptable'. on a side note there was a guy here in town who with some friends tortured (no, really.. it took this cat about 3 hours to die.. and after what they had done to it.. it was a bad ass cat) so as it stands there are a number of people I know waiting for this guy to get out of jail, they have a little suprise party planned for him. no, I'm not saying that that's 'right' but! for me atleast I have an instinct to stick up for things that can't protect themselves (which would explain my horrible dating habits )and need a little watching out for. if a dog kills a cat, it's instinct, if a human kills a cat it's sick. (barring obvious medical/wound conditions) __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

05-20-2005, 01:38 PM	#8
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	oh wait.. I missed that last line.. "In A country that sanctions murdering our own children why is it illegal to kill mere non-livestock animals??" that's it...we are not only on different pages, but wholly different books. __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

05-20-2005, 01:51 PM	#9
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I'm amazed that people are responding to Be Less Bored as if he were a normal poster. He's not. He is a troll. His webpage is full of "trophy" quotes from other forums where he has trolled and gotten reactions out of people. He has nothing of value to contribute. Ignore him, and with any luck, he will Be More Bored and go away.

05-20-2005, 01:54 PM	#10
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i hadn't even visited his webpage. ah screw him. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-20-2005, 04:34 PM	#12
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	his what? __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

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