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06-05-2006, 01:21 PM | #1 | |
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6/5/2006: Ant world cup
It can't be. But in fact it is. Here you see the first World Cup played completely by ants. Japan versus Brazil. According to the full story, Quote:
It says the match ended in a draw, which I feel is totally unacceptable. It doesn't say what the score was, either. Shoddy journalism. |
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06-05-2006, 01:47 PM | #2 |
go ahead, abbrev. it
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they stole the 'ball' from a dung beetle.
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06-05-2006, 01:50 PM | #3 |
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No way Japan ties Brazil. Shenanigans!
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06-05-2006, 02:15 PM | #4 |
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Well that's because they used ringers, not actual ants from Brazil which would look more like this:
...and would probably win the cup without having to actually eat spare ribs, in fact it would probably eat the other team. Brazilian ant image from this thread from the "Name That Ant" forum. I did not make that up. |
06-05-2006, 02:26 PM | #5 |
To shreds, you say?
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OHHH! Fucking cheaters! the goddamn ant is using his hands in the second picture.
REF, ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND???
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06-05-2006, 02:58 PM | #6 |
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Ants got hands?
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06-05-2006, 02:59 PM | #7 |
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No, see in ANT soccer, they can't use their feelers.
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06-05-2006, 03:30 PM | #8 |
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this is disturbing in more than one level
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06-05-2006, 04:00 PM | #9 | |
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Think about that for awhile. |
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06-05-2006, 04:24 PM | #10 |
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They probably just stuck them in a fridge for ten minutes.
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06-05-2006, 06:16 PM | #11 |
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If you think ant soccer teams is sick....what about the fans that sit and watch the games.
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06-05-2006, 09:13 PM | #12 | |
To shreds, you say?
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06-05-2006, 11:29 PM | #13 |
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I'm assuming that ant soccer hooligans are what...aardvarks?
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06-06-2006, 09:13 AM | #14 |
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There's this cooking show on the radio, which I dislike, and one of the segments that annoys me most is where the caller rings up the host and tells them the pathetic contents of their refrigerator and pantRy and challenges the host to make a palatable dish from the short and comically mismatched list of ingredients. Just get in the car and go buy some freakin groceries, 'k?
Anyway that's what this story reminds me of. A couple of bored students in the school biosciences lab with too much time and too little...guidance. "I'm bored. I don't *want* to work on our term project. There's nothing to do. What can we do? We got ants, and some nail polish, wait, here's a chunk of poo on my boot. :lightbulb: ..." you get the idea. edit: corrected funny/embarassing/misleading typo. Thank you LabRat. You may read the original post by subtracting the obvious edit.
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06-06-2006, 09:39 AM | #15 | |
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panty? I thought Howard Stern went to pay radio?
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