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lumberjim · 05-03-2004, 06:21 PM

SORRY, FOLKS.
the only correct answer is mustard. The arguments should be yellow or brown. to me, that depends on the hotdog. If it;s a quality dog like a Thulmans', yellow is good, but if it's a ballpark, you;d better go brown for the spiciness to overpower the nasty dog taste.

you just never know what tangent a thread will take, do you?

lumberjim · 05-03-2004, 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by tomthejunglecat
1. Are you bigger than a breadbox? Yes

2. Have you ever been in prison? No

3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles? No

4. Righty or lefty? Righty

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog? Hot dogs are evil

6. Who is the best rock band of all time? Throw Rag

7. Are you older or younger than 30? Younger

8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first? True?

9. Do you consider fish to be meat? Yes

10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon? Yes

I'M SORRY, TOM, YOU ONLY SCORED 50%

the correct answers are as follows:

1. Are you bigger than a breadbox? yes

2. Have you ever been in prison? no

3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles? no

4. Righty or lefty? righty

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog? mustard

6. Who is the best rock band of all time? led zeppelin

7. Are you older or younger than 30? "my body or my soul?"

8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first? " fuck you , do your own math"

9. Do you consider fish to be meat? yes

10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon? "yeah, right"

dar512 · 05-03-2004, 10:04 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim

6. Who is the best rock band of all time? led zeppelin

Bzzzzzt. I'm sorry we'll have to get the judges' ruling on this......

No. The judges say that Led Zeppelin can not be the best rock band of all time because Stairway to Heaven is so overplayed. Not their fault, but that's showbiz, kid.

dar512 · 05-03-2004, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim
SORRY, FOLKS.
the only correct answer is mustard. The arguments should be yellow or brown. to me, that depends on the hotdog. If it;s a quality dog like a Thulmans', yellow is good, but if it's a ballpark, you;d better go brown for the spiciness to overpower the nasty dog taste.

you just never know what tangent a thread will take, do you?

I agree that mustard is the correct answer. However, that brown stuff looks like baby shit to me. I could never put that stuff in my mouth.

lumberjim · 05-03-2004, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by dar512

I agree that mustard is the correct answer. However, that brown stuff looks like baby shit to me. I could never put that stuff in my mouth.

what, baby shit or brown mustard?
and if you think about it, baby shit looks more like yellow mustard thats just a little old.

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Bzzzzzt. I'm sorry we'll have to get the judges' ruling on this......

sorry, dude. my quiz. my answers. go get your own newbie to pick on.

tomthejunglecat · 05-03-2004, 10:38 PM

Led Zepplin?? Close, but no, I'm sorry, Throw Rag is awwwesome. :p

elSicomoro · 05-03-2004, 10:53 PM

I saw Throw Rag open for the Reverend Horton Heat last fall...not bad. The washboard guy is insane.

Undertoad · 05-04-2004, 06:54 AM

If they have a washboard guy they are not the greatest rock band of all time.

Griff · 05-04-2004, 07:03 AM

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Originally posted by Undertoad
If they have a washboard guy they are not the greatest rock band of all time.

I have a zero tolerance policy for washboards.

dar512 · 05-04-2004, 08:48 AM

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Originally posted by lumberjim

sorry, dude. my quiz. my answers. go get your own newbie to pick on.

I never pick on newbies. That would be cruel.

I'd rather give you shit.

lumberjim · 05-04-2004, 09:15 AM

i hear that, dar. sorry i havent done anything really stupid lately to give you ammo. I know; I'll make a greivous grammatical error soon so you can point it out?

Beestie · 05-04-2004, 09:54 AM

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I'll make a greivous grammatical error soon so you can point it out?

Allow me...

OnyxCougar · 05-04-2004, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by Beestie
Allow me...

ROFL!! Goooo Beestie!!!

lumberjim · 05-04-2004, 10:37 AM

oh my. oh dear me. goodness gracious.

SteveDallas · 05-04-2004, 10:51 AM

Must. Not. Take up. The Red Pen of Grammatical Pedanticism.

Because I'd never be able to put it down again. It had to be surgically extracted the last time.

05-03-2004, 06:21 PM	#31
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	SORRY, FOLKS. the only correct answer is mustard. The arguments should be yellow or brown. to me, that depends on the hotdog. If it;s a quality dog like a Thulmans', yellow is good, but if it's a ballpark, you;d better go brown for the spiciness to overpower the nasty dog taste. you just never know what tangent a thread will take, do you? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-03-2004, 10:38 PM	#36
tomthejunglecat OH MY GOD! What's that behind you?? Join Date: May 2004 Location: Rocky Mountains Posts: 11	Led Zepplin?? Close, but no, I'm sorry, Throw Rag is awwwesome. :p __________________

05-04-2004, 09:15 AM	#41
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i hear that, dar. sorry i havent done anything really stupid lately to give you ammo. I know; I'll make a greivous grammatical error soon so you can point it out? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-04-2004, 10:37 AM	#44
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	oh my. oh dear me. goodness gracious. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-03-2004, 10:53 PM	#37
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I saw Throw Rag open for the Reverend Horton Heat last fall...not bad. The washboard guy is insane.

05-04-2004, 06:54 AM	#38
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	If they have a washboard guy they are not the greatest rock band of all time.

05-04-2004, 10:51 AM	#45
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Must. Not. Take up. The Red Pen of Grammatical Pedanticism. Because I'd never be able to put it down again. It had to be surgically extracted the last time.

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