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Old 06-01-2005, 09:53 AM   #1
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Ugh, now I am resisting the urge to edit that thread. I am WAY out of my comfort zone, right now!
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Old 06-01-2005, 05:56 PM   #2
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.......but when we had sex, he just could not come....
I have that problem every now and then. last night as a matter of fact. the g/f and I were gettin' after it in the living room after a few, ok 6, 7 or 8 beers and after i catch a buzz sometimes i just can't. it's REALLY frustrating! I was reassuring her that it wasn't her that it was me, she's the hottest chick i've dated in YEARS! just sometimes i hit that level of intoxication and just can't pop, and also, stay hard as a newly cut diamond for how ever long. i'm not bragging. actually, i'm gripping b/c like i said, it's really quite frustrating. especially when i see her feel disappointed and also like she's not doing her part when she is.

other than that, getting to use another part of the house was fun! my room mate had moved out three weeks ago so now the house is fair game!

p.s.- another thing that the problem could've been is that i have bad knees and the floor ain't that soft....
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Old 06-01-2005, 06:57 PM   #3
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Ladys, girls. Your embarrassing me. If I was to get in bed with one of you, what would I need? Some Viagra or the $3k buck shot for a heart attact?
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Old 06-02-2005, 04:17 AM   #4
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This came across my desk, pardon the fruedian slip. I read all these at work and don't have a landline at home so can't write long touchy feely posts. Also no GPRS/EDGE for you techno geeks.



I just hope your former love doesn't drop this in the shower.
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Old 06-02-2005, 08:28 AM   #5
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zippyt thank you for the picture! That pretty much made my morning.
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Old 05-31-2005, 08:44 PM   #6
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cock!
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Old 06-01-2005, 12:29 AM   #7
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LCanal, I feel like taking a chlorine shower after reading that post.
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Old 06-01-2005, 01:29 AM   #8
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Alone or with Noi and her sister?
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Old 06-01-2005, 10:02 AM   #9
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Naw, leave it, it ain't that big a deal.

Jacquelita and I are that hot for each other, except that it's weekends only.

We ain't bragging, it's just facts.
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Old 06-01-2005, 10:18 AM   #10
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My gay boyfriend had actually been in a few situations with other men in his younger years. He also experimented with a lot of drugs during those years and he claimed that the two were linked, that the whole thing was one huge exploration/rebellion and he always knew he could never have satisfactory relationship with a guy.

But yeah, he was like your guy, case--couldn't get it up, couldn't keep it up, couldn't come. We only tried maybe once a month, and were only successful maybe once every 3 months. It got a lot worse after we had a talk about it at some point and I told him that "the sex wasn't important to me," meaning that it wasn't how I judged the relationship, trying to make him feel less insecure about it--but he must have decided it meant I didn't like sex or didn't find him attractive or something, because things just went downhill from there.

The other really awkward thing was that he had never been broken up with, ever. He had always been the one to end his relationships--and he brought this up, to me and in front me, all the freaking time. He was proud of it. I actually felt bad for his ego, and gave him plenty of time to take the hint and break up with me first, but it never happened. When I finally broke up with him, he wrote it off as a nervous breakdown on my part (a role I admit I played up a bit because, like I said, he had self-esteem problems and I genuinely felt bad for him) which he of course was very understanding about because he had had them before.

Looking back, I don't really regret the relationship, I certainly had worse ones... the whole thing is just kind of sad to me.
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Old 06-01-2005, 11:46 AM   #11
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I want sex everyday. I like quickies as well as long, all-out, hair-pulling sessions. I could probably have sex twice a day. I LOVE everything about it but I have to respect the guy. Like StaceyV I like my men to 1) Know that I want it, and 2) give it to me! I also like thinking that I could (I never have) participate in a gang bang. MMMMMmmmmmm---LOTS of guys--LOTS AND LOTS! I've been thoroughly perverted thru men I've known. I am such a perfect addict that whatever game you're into, I'll try at least once. Except for the obvious set-in-stone no-no's. We all know what those are. I also like my men to be considerably older than I am and good at aural sex. I like a man who can talk dirty, and back it up, too. Ahhh....Sex! I wonder if I'll ever have it AGAIN?

PS--no turning this into a Thread about Possibly Gay boyfriends. This is the SEX thread--my hats off to case for providing the topic!!

YAY!!

I've done a ton of drugs but they never made me ONCE want to do another girl. EVER.
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Old 06-02-2005, 09:17 AM   #12
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I've done a ton of drugs but they never made me ONCE want to do another girl. EVER.
You just haven't met the right girl yet...
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Old 06-02-2005, 09:27 AM   #13
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You just haven't met the right girl yet...
Ah, maybe so. *thinks* Naw. I'd kiss another girl but do the nasty with one? I don't think so. How would you know? Would you start kissing and if it felt good go from there and let it play out? Sometimes when I do things that are skirting my comfort zone--or even waaaay out of my comfort zone--I have an out of body experience. I think if I went any further with a woman, besides kissing her I mean, I'm pretty sure I'd have a big out of body experience. I'd have to REALLY like her.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.
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Old 06-02-2005, 10:18 AM   #14
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skirting my comfort zone
Heheheh... she said "skirt" .. heheh[/Beavis]
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Old 07-14-2005, 10:28 AM   #15
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.... I am ... good at aural sex.

Really small penises... Or really big ears? I'm not sure I want to know.
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