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monster · 07-08-2008, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar

Thanks toranokaze. That one tickled the hell out of me.

your real name is Chunks?

Pico and ME · 07-08-2008, 05:57 PM

Damn. Thats horribly sad because its to true.

My name is mud · 07-08-2008, 06:27 PM

According to a new article in 'Cosmopolitan' magazine, they say the position you sleep in says a lot about you. They say women who sleep on their sides are sensitive, women who sleep on their stomachs are competent, and women who sleep on their backs with their ankles behind their ears are very popular.

toranokaze · 07-08-2008, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by My name is mud

According to a new article in 'Cosmopolitan' magazine, they say the position you sleep in says a lot about you. They say women who sleep on their sides are sensitive, women who sleep on their stomachs are competent, and women who sleep on their backs with their ankles behind their ears are very popular.

Something that is also true

skysidhe · 07-12-2008, 04:38 PM

This reminded me of cellar/dwellar conversation with the newbies. It usually ends well.

spudcon · 07-12-2008, 10:50 PM

Nubee V TW

skysidhe · 07-13-2008, 01:52 AM

hehe, yeah

Cyclefrance · 07-15-2008, 04:15 AM

Never tell a woman she can't cook - she'll only give you a mouthful!

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jester · 07-16-2008, 10:28 AM

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Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a New Yorker), confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State...

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And...
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!'

'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes. those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'

They then asked,
'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'

'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'

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Sundae · 07-16-2008, 11:18 AM

I don't get it

Shawnee123 · 07-16-2008, 11:23 AM

It's a tin of "chaw." Chewin' baccy. Snuff. Stuff they like to snort. Reminds me of HS prom.

glatt · 07-16-2008, 11:34 AM

Maybe SG doesn't get it because that's a normal sized condom in the UK.

Shawnee123 · 07-16-2008, 11:50 AM

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Maybe SG doesn't get it because that's a normal sized condom in the UK.

Are there any rentals in your area, SG? How's the job market?

Sundae · 07-17-2008, 07:06 AM

I knew it was too big to be a condom
I have blue hair now, not blonde

But I couldn't work out what on earth it could be - I assumed it must be something common or the joke didn't work.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-17-2008, 09:21 AM

I'm sure there are plenty of people in this country in the same boat. ie, would know it was too big, but didn't know it was snuff.

07-12-2008, 04:38 PM	#1940
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	This reminded me of cellar/dwellar conversation with the newbies. It usually ends well. Attached Images

07-12-2008, 10:50 PM	#1941
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Nubee V TW Attached Images __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

07-15-2008, 04:15 AM	#1943
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	Never tell a woman she can't cook - she'll only give you a mouthful! . Attached Images __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears

07-16-2008, 11:23 AM	#1946
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	It's a tin of "chaw." Chewin' baccy. Snuff. Stuff they like to snort. Reminds me of HS prom. Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-17-2008, 09:21 AM	#1950
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I'm sure there are plenty of people in this country in the same boat. ie, would know it was too big, but didn't know it was snuff. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-08-2008, 05:57 PM	#1937
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Damn. Thats horribly sad because its to true.

07-08-2008, 06:27 PM	#1938
My name is mud Smooth Ruffian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Austin Posts: 47	According to a new article in 'Cosmopolitan' magazine, they say the position you sleep in says a lot about you. They say women who sleep on their sides are sensitive, women who sleep on their stomachs are competent, and women who sleep on their backs with their ankles behind their ears are very popular.

07-13-2008, 01:52 AM	#1942
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	hehe, yeah

07-16-2008, 10:28 AM	#1944
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a New Yorker), confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State... 1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que. 2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And... 3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy. Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared. 'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!' 'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes. those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!' They then asked, 'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?' 'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'

07-16-2008, 11:18 AM	#1945
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I don't get it

07-16-2008, 11:34 AM	#1947
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Maybe SG doesn't get it because that's a normal sized condom in the UK.

07-17-2008, 07:06 AM	#1949
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I knew it was too big to be a condom I have blue hair now, not blonde But I couldn't work out what on earth it could be - I assumed it must be something common or the joke didn't work.

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