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11-21-2007, 04:13 PM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Cellar Secret Satan
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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11-21-2007, 05:26 PM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
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11-21-2007, 05:43 PM
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i am myself
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: via blackberry, maybe
Posts: 750
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11-21-2007, 07:07 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Bow Before Me
You will unwrap me slowly, and with much oohing and aahing...
And by "bow", I mean a pretty little mass of ribbon taped decoratively onto the presents. Then you have to eat a baby, raw.
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog |
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11-22-2007, 01:25 AM
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Banned
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Gallman, MS, USA
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11-22-2007, 09:23 AM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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11-22-2007, 09:47 AM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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I was wondering how long this would take.
So... supposing you are the cellar's Secret Satan ... how would you punish each cellarite for their sins? LJ would get his rooster cut off. TW and UG, as I have already suggested, would be put in a situation where they must cooperate to survive. Zengum's post count would slide backwards by 20 per day ... nooooooooooo! Any more?
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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11-22-2007, 09:53 AM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Elspode would be stranded on a desert island with 5 puritanical Christian women - who he didn't even find attractive!
LabRat would get motion sickness every time she ran Wolf would suddenly find she was living in an enclave of the city that banned handgums and withcraft Brianna would find she couldn't read (sorry, couldn't bring myself to say "go blind") or be eaten by an alligator Dana would fall passionately in love with a member of the BNP RK would find he was suddenly unable to speak without engaging his emotions oh i could go on... but it's making me feel a bit queasy eing being Satan
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Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac |
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11-24-2007, 02:47 AM
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11-24-2007, 11:22 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Cellar Secret Satan
Cellar Secret Satan Logo And Motto
----------------------------- We drink the vomit of the priests Make love with the dying whore We suck the blood of the beast And hold the key to deaths door
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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11-25-2007, 06:29 AM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I'm not drinking anyone's vomit, nuh'uh
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Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac |
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11-25-2007, 07:40 AM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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Dammit Crimson!!!
It was supposed to be, well, you know . . . . secret...... |
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11-25-2007, 11:45 AM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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11-25-2007, 12:12 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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What's a hot meal between friends?
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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11-25-2007, 12:13 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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I was supposed to post that to my Knight Templar group... (joke!)
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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