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Old 04-22-2011, 12:08 PM   #151
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I am from Fort Worth and I wear a flame-proof suit and ten-gallon hat as I drive around between the dance halls and saloons in my F4250 truck made for me by the wonderful Mr. Ford. I eat grits and i shoot first and ask questions later.

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Old 04-22-2011, 12:08 PM   #152
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I have an 11 gallon hat. It holds 11 gallons.
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:11 PM   #153
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I have an 11 gallon hat. It holds 11 gallons.
I have an 11 balloon hat.
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:12 PM   #154
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I have an 11 gallon hat. It holds 11 gallons.
Yes, but you look absolutely ridiculous wearing it.
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:13 PM   #155
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I have an 11 gibbon hat. It looks like this but with more gibbons:
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:13 PM   #156
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what is this??? I log on to see that my thread, which was about giving other posters awards, has benn derailed and destroyed?!

Everytime I post something; the topic does not get stuck to the original idea. Some people were interested in the award show, but others chose to take it in different, much different direction...

Disappointed in some of you,
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:14 PM   #157
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Yes, but you look absolutely ridiculous wearing it.


I look absolutely ridiculous in just about anything!
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:17 PM   #158
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I look absolutely ridiculous in just about anything!
No one looks ridiculous in a 10gallon hat and spur-heeled cowboy boots.
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:19 PM   #159
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p. pam, it's been a great thread. Thanks for starting it.

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Old 04-22-2011, 12:21 PM   #160
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... Some people were interested in the award show, but others chose to take it in different, much different direction...

Disappointed in some of you,
Pam.
I, too, am Disappointed in some of you. Here we all are, dressed to the nines in designer wear (monochromatic 11 gallon hats, fire-proof suits, et. al) trying to enjoy the biggest awards show of the year and some of you are treating it like it's some kind of joke.

Wagging my finger at Those responsible,
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:21 PM   #161
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I hope I'm one who you are disappointed in.

Longing to cause disappointment,

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Old 04-22-2011, 12:23 PM   #162
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:23 PM   #163
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I, too, am Disappointed in some of you. Here we all are, dressed to the nines in designer wear (monochromatic 11 gallon hats, fire-proof suits, et. al) trying to enjoy the biggest awards show of the year and some of you are treating it like it's some kind of joke.

Wagging my finger at Those responsible,
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I know. I can't believe I brought out the gibbons for THIS. It's not very modern, I'll have you know.

Not very modern,

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Old 04-22-2011, 12:24 PM   #164
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Oh, Infi, I can't stay mad at you!

You're an angel with a dirty face!
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:26 PM   #165
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Giving face to a dirty angel,

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