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Old 08-06-2012, 10:14 PM   #16
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So what is a p'tahk?
LOL. The last time I called you a p'tahk, you did figure out I was insulting you.

Anyway, the Klingons use it as a cuss word. It doesn't have a direct translation, but the closest definition is a useless piece of non-functional garbage who's generally unable to get anything done right, which, now that I think about it, was a bit much, but I just couldn't think of another way to describe you in this particular instance. Therefore, I sincerely apologize.

Incidentally, I am not fluent in Klingon either, but I look stuff up.
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Old 08-06-2012, 10:23 PM   #17
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and I am not a homo...
I don't think Spexx was calling you gay, just your post.
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Old 08-07-2012, 08:05 AM   #18
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JBK, that poem sounds like you want to have sex with Jesus. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Old 08-07-2012, 09:48 AM   #19
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JBK, that poem sounds like you want to have sex with Jesus. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
what?? that's ridiculous..
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Old 08-07-2012, 10:27 AM   #20
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But you would if he asked wouldn't you?

•spoken in to my phone
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Old 08-07-2012, 10:31 AM   #21
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Do you think he'd let you use all of his holes...?


[sorry. That was uncalled for. I just couldn't resist...]
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Old 08-07-2012, 10:45 AM   #22
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ok.. this is just wrong

but it's topical.

also very NSFW









Jesus Fucking Christ
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Old 08-07-2012, 04:27 PM   #23
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that's sick, what just a total evil thing to say...
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Old 08-07-2012, 11:51 PM   #24
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Agreed. Jim, being a jerk is one thing, but that picture...dude, yer just damaged.
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Old 08-08-2012, 01:16 AM   #25
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Like a moth to a flame....

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Old 08-08-2012, 03:49 AM   #26
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If so, then so be it. I'm a moth. I am...THE LEGENDARY MOTHMAN!!
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Old 08-08-2012, 05:08 AM   #27
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Quick...get some mothballs!
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Old 08-08-2012, 07:19 AM   #28
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I've read the two pages of this thread and I'm STILL laughing at jim's joke.

I thought it was hilarious.

and the added bonus of the Klingon word just ups the nerd quotient of the whole thing making it a nearly perfect cellar thread: some crazy, some insulting joke, some nerd thing that has to be explained by some nerd...priceless.

THIS is why I come here.
I thank you all.
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Old 08-08-2012, 07:42 AM   #29
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I just want to,
Fall in love with Jesus,
I just want to,
Leave the past behind,
Find that truth divine,
Reinstate the,
Calmness of my mind,
So I'm just going to,
Take my time and re-align,
The drum beats out of line,
The past is gone,
I'm still here,
Love drives out fear,
So the question is,
How much do you care??

yftp
I just want to,
Fall in love with Jesus,
I just want to,
Feel his vast behind,
Find that supple butt,
Reinsert my,
fullness in his bum,
So I'm just going to,
Take my time and Viagara,
My meat beats out of line,
The fist is gone,
I'm still hard,
My love drives into his ear,
So the question is,
How much can you take??
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Old 08-08-2012, 09:36 AM   #30
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some nerd thing that has to be explained by some nerd...priceless.
I'm not a nerd, and I don't consider myself smart. I just look stuff up cuz I'm curious.
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