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Old 06-21-2012, 03:15 PM   #16
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I pissed on an old man because I hate my life.
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Old 06-21-2012, 05:20 PM   #17
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me thinks that so far DanaC has the best one.

sorry Grav, even if you did piss into the wind!

(couldn't resist bro!)
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Old 06-21-2012, 05:32 PM   #18
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5-10 years minus time already served.
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Old 06-21-2012, 09:57 PM   #19
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I gave a blowjob to a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy.

... and I didn't contravene my user title or signature ...
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Old 06-22-2012, 12:46 AM   #20
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I smoked weed with a condom because I have perfect abs.

Wow, this shit is funny!
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Old 06-22-2012, 02:35 PM   #21
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Me? I got married with a lesbian because I hate my life.
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Old 06-22-2012, 03:55 PM   #22
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I ran naked with a porn star because I'm sexy.

I can deal with that...
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Old 06-22-2012, 06:05 PM   #23
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I gave a blowjob to a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy.

... and I didn't contravene my user title or signature ...
that's one lucky bowl of cereal i tell ya!


these are all great!
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Old 06-22-2012, 09:05 PM   #24
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I gave a blowjob to a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy.

... and I didn't contravene my user title or signature ...
let me guess:

Tasty Os.


amirite?
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Old 06-22-2012, 10:44 PM   #25
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I killed a robot because that's what I am.
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Old 06-22-2012, 10:48 PM   #26
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let me guess:

Tasty Os.


amirite?
Close. Honey Nuts ...
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Old 06-22-2012, 10:57 PM   #27
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that's one lucky bowl of cereal i tell ya!
Well, they were Lucky Charms ... what can I say?
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Old 06-23-2012, 12:35 PM   #28
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I killed a robot because that's what I am.
Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY...tomorrow!
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