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07-06-2010, 08:53 PM | #1 |
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On this day in history:
July 6th, 1734, Norwegian missionary Hans Egede gave one of the oldest descriptions of the mystical creature known as a "Sea Serpent." Some modern scholars have come to the conclusion that what he (and subsequent mariners) saw was actually a whale penis, with a whole series of compelling photos showing the resemblance. |
07-06-2010, 10:29 PM | #2 |
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That's plausible.
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07-07-2010, 08:59 PM | #3 | |
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07-08-2010, 07:13 AM | #4 |
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The picture there is even better. Seems copyrighted though so I'm not copying.
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High Noon in Pahrump, Nev.: Sheriff Arrests the District Attorney
The D.A. Chooses Not to File Charges Against Himself, Investigates His Nemesis Quote:
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07-12-2010, 05:27 PM | #6 | |
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some people should be drowned as puppies:
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07-13-2010, 09:06 AM | #7 |
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Why not just admit to the crack-pipe failure? Or was he required to lie because his pants were on fire?
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07-19-2010, 02:06 PM | #10 | |
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Taliban Deer?
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07-19-2010, 02:08 PM | #11 |
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That is very strange. What killed him? The gunshot wound or the collision?
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07-13-2010, 02:26 PM | #12 | |
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ZOMBIES! CAR CRASH!! CHAOS!!!
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07-13-2010, 03:01 PM | #13 |
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Run away, run away ...
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07-15-2010, 09:01 PM | #14 |
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07-15-2010, 10:22 PM | #15 |
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Underwear.
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