"flicking the bean" - Page 2

footfootfoot · 01-18-2006, 10:09 PM

As you may all know, there are about ten trillion euphemisms for male masturbation, e.g. 'waxing the dolphin'. There are precious few such terms for female masturbation, e.g. 'clubbing the clam'.

Yes, yes, we've all heard the tripe about how "We don't talk about it, we just do it." That is about as believable as a guy saying he doesn't do it. Which may be why guys have ten squintillion terms for it, you need a lot of ways to talk about what you never do.

So what we are looking for in this thread are only euphemisms for female masturbation.

You know you talk about it, you say you do it.

So spill the beans, flicked or otherwise.

01-18-2006, 10:09 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	"flicking the bean" As you may all know, there are about ten trillion euphemisms for male masturbation, e.g. 'waxing the dolphin'. There are precious few such terms for female masturbation, e.g. 'clubbing the clam'. Yes, yes, we've all heard the tripe about how "We don't talk about it, we just do it." That is about as believable as a guy saying he doesn't do it. Which may be why guys have ten squintillion terms for it, you need a lot of ways to talk about what you never do. So what we are looking for in this thread are only euphemisms for female masturbation. You know you talk about it, you say you do it. So spill the beans, flicked or otherwise. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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