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06-19-2010, 01:22 PM | #31 |
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So, when the horse gets to heaven, he asks God why He didn't answer any of his prayers, and so then God says, "I sent you an army truck, a boat, and a helicopter, what were you waiting for?"
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06-19-2010, 05:42 PM | #32 |
still says videotape
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...and then the bar tender asks, "Hey buddy, what's with the long face?"
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06-20-2010, 04:52 AM | #33 | |
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As for distance.. My Great Grandfather rode a horse across the Columbia River, near Portland! He rode a horse because he couldn't swim. Why did he do this? It was more desirable than the bullets the sheriff was sending his way. Something about bedding the sheriffs wife. |
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06-20-2010, 06:23 AM | #34 | |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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06-20-2010, 12:09 PM | #35 |
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That'll do it...
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06-21-2010, 09:53 AM | #36 |
Just moved in
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its a one horsepower boat engine
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06-21-2010, 01:45 PM | #37 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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It's a boat battering ram. The horse did its job - it kicked a hole in that wall.
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06-21-2010, 05:42 PM | #38 |
Beware of potatoes
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Damn horse vandals!
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