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Old 08-26-2009, 11:47 PM   #1
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Aug 27, 2009: New Species

The Bristol Zoo has added new signage for one of their older species.



The new sign is in between two large windows that look into the cafeteria, where you can observe the social interaction, and feeding habits, of this species.

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Old 08-27-2009, 12:07 AM   #2
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How long before they start throwing poop at the audience?
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Old 08-27-2009, 05:52 AM   #3
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Old 08-27-2009, 06:30 AM   #4
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Should be roasted with Rosemary and Basil.
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Old 08-27-2009, 07:23 AM   #5
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Thats pretty clever. I like it.
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Old 08-27-2009, 08:59 AM   #6
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Can zoo visitors see them mating inside their habitat?
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Should be roasted with Rosemary and Basil.
Wait, that is Rosmary and Basil!
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Can zoo visitors see them mating inside their habitat?

Yes. This is Bristol.
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Old 08-27-2009, 09:08 AM   #9
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How fitting. I have known some people I thought belonged in a zoo.
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Old 08-27-2009, 09:53 AM   #10
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Wait, that is Rosmary and Basil!
Does Basil know he's not the daddy... of Rosemary's baby?
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Old 08-27-2009, 12:57 PM   #11
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Reminds me of when I was little at the ... ah ... I think maybe the Bronx zoo and in the ape house they had a cage with a sign saying something like: "Most dangerous animal in the world" and there was just a large mirror behind the bars.

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Old 08-27-2009, 02:43 PM   #12
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Can zoo visitors see them mating inside their habitat?
Yes, but there's an additional charge. And it's quite smelly...
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I didn't know that. Those bastards will pay me royalties from here on out. Goddam liars.
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Yes, but there's an additional charge.
But it's only a quarter for three minutes...
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Reminds me of when I was little at the ... ah ... I think maybe the Bronx zoo and in the ape house they had a cage with a sign saying something like: "Most dangerous animal in the world" and there was just a large mirror behind the bars.

Yes, others may have had one, but I saw it at the Bronx Zoo, also.
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