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07-19-2005, 06:17 PM | #1 | |
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France Nukes the USA
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Nuking France puts a lot of other countries in serious danger. Especially Briton, Spain/Portugal and the Low Countries, down wind from France. What would Bush do? What would a normal person do in his place?
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07-19-2005, 06:33 PM | #2 |
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define "by accident".
if they nuked us i think it is safe to say that we would wipe the frogs from the face of the earth. and we do not need nuk u ler weapons for that.
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Biblical Justice??
The French are already Frogs ... Mad Cow would count as a murrain in cattle ... did they have any cases there? (probably not a big issue since they'll eat horse). Watch for more news on rivers turning to blood and taking of the firstborn sons.
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Obviously we couldn't just push a button and obliterate them because of colateral damage to friends.
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Nuking France puts a lot of other countries in serious danger. Especially Briton, Spain/Portugal and the Low Countries, down wind from France. Quote:
The French President, looking fit and tanned, would appear in a videotape just before the US 2008 election. He would demand the return of the Statute of Liberty. Nobody would be able to figure out where he was living in hiding, although a mountain looking suspiciously like the Matterhorn would be seen in the background. Quote:
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07-20-2005, 10:37 AM | #7 |
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And close enough to reality to actually scare me a little.
But shoot, all we have to do is stomp our foot like you do to get a dog out of your front yard, and the entire populace would collapse in incontinent fear. The UN would have to mobilize an emergency diaper drop.
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You're arrogant racists...
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07-29-2005, 11:55 AM | #10 |
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and you are a humorless prick. drop the superiority complex.
wait a minute? racist? how? most of us are white - so how is talking about our "hatred" of another white culture racist? xenophobic, sure. racist, no.
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07-29-2005, 12:24 PM | #11 |
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Pi you need to take a chill pill hombre.. first the Boy Scout homophobia crap, and now the French..
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that was Pie, not Pi. there are two different posters involved there Bullitt.
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heh.. whoops, apologies
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08-01-2005, 09:34 AM | #14 |
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I'd be surprised if anyone here nurtured an actual hatred of the French, Pi. It's more like a soccer rivalry, only for hygiene.
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