Stupid CEO

xoxoxoBruce · 03-21-2009, 04:17 AM

George David, last year at the age of 66, stepped down as the CEO of United Technologies(Carrier, Hamilton Sundstrand, Otis, Pratt & Whitney,Sikorsky, UTC Fire & Security, UTC Power), where he's still the Chairman of the Board.
Rich & powerful, should have reasonable intelligence, right?

Hah... in 2002 he married Marie Douglas, a 36 year old investment banker and Swedish Countess. Striking, blond, trophy wife, for sure.

By 2004 the marriage was in trouble and after a series of reconciliations, she signed a post-nuptial agreement that gives her $43 million dollars should the marriage end.

Now the marriage has ended and he's offering her the $43 million plus $53,000 a MONTH alimony. But the lady says nay nay, she has no income and couldn't possibly survive on that pittance. She wants, no needs, $100 million plus $130,000 a MONTH alimony.

Now how did a guy that was smart enough to make it to CEO and Chairman of this huge mega-corporation get conned by this gold digger?

bluecuracao · 03-21-2009, 05:13 AM

Is this a trick question?

Shawnee123 · 03-21-2009, 08:54 AM

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Now how did a guy that was smart enough to make it to CEO and Chairman of this huge mega-corporation get conned by this gold digger?

Because whore is the new love.

Trilby · 03-21-2009, 09:30 AM

I'd like to take a peek at her expenses.

DanaC · 03-21-2009, 09:43 AM

Ask Paul McCartney, I daresay he could cast some light on the subject.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-21-2009, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I'd like to take a peek at her expenses.

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The Swedish countess, previously an investment banker, says she has no income and has listed her weekly expenses in a court document. These include $4,500 for clothes, $1,000 for hair and skin treatments, $1,500 for restaurants and entertainment, $8,000 for travel, $700 for limousine services, $2,209 for an assistant, $1,570 for horse care and $600 for flowers.

Trilby · 03-21-2009, 01:49 PM

no wonder the rich always look so gorgeous. and smell good.

that's some expensive pudenda he got.

Shawnee123 · 03-21-2009, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Ask Paul McCartney, I daresay he could cast some light on the subject.

Heh...I read the court proceedings on that divorce, thanks to an attorney friend in the commonwealth. How obvious was that scam from day one?

Trilby · 03-21-2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Heh...I read the court proceedings on that divorce, thanks to an attorney friend in the commonwealth. How obvious was that scam from day one?

I didn't think Heather had a leg to stand on...

xoxoxoBruce · 03-22-2009, 01:23 AM

She didn't, so she took Pauls middle leg.

TheMercenary · 03-22-2009, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Now the marriage has ended and he's offering her the $43 million plus $53,000 a MONTH alimony. But the lady says nay nay, she has no income and couldn't possibly survive on that pittance. She wants, no needs, $100 million plus $130,000 a MONTH alimony.

Now how did a guy that was smart enough to make it to CEO and Chairman of this huge mega-corporation get conned by this gold digger?

Serves him right. Now if I could just get a date with her.

Big Sarge · 03-23-2009, 05:27 PM

Hell it happens to lots of older men. I fell for a girl 26 years younger than me & she took me to the cleaners. You would think I knew better. I have over 25 years in law enforcement, but........

lookout123 · 03-23-2009, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I'd like to take a peek at her expenses.

I'd like to take a peek at the poosie that's worth $100,000,000+. It must be made of gold.

ZenGum · 03-23-2009, 08:08 PM

I'd like to live for a week on that poor lass's budget. Might be hard to get used to my regular life afterwards, tho.

This (supposedly-) clever CEO bagged himself a trophy wife ... and didn't get a pre-nup?

xoxoxoBruce · 03-24-2009, 01:53 AM

Do you think a pre-nup would stand up any better than a post-nup?

03-21-2009, 04:17 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Stupid CEO George David, last year at the age of 66, stepped down as the CEO of United Technologies(Carrier, Hamilton Sundstrand, Otis, Pratt & Whitney,Sikorsky, UTC Fire & Security, UTC Power), where he's still the Chairman of the Board. Rich & powerful, should have reasonable intelligence, right? Hah... in 2002 he married Marie Douglas, a 36 year old investment banker and Swedish Countess. Striking, blond, trophy wife, for sure. By 2004 the marriage was in trouble and after a series of reconciliations, she signed a post-nuptial agreement that gives her $43 million dollars should the marriage end. Now the marriage has ended and he's offering her the $43 million plus $53,000 a MONTH alimony. But the lady says nay nay, she has no income and couldn't possibly survive on that pittance. She wants, no needs, $100 million plus $130,000 a MONTH alimony. Now how did a guy that was smart enough to make it to CEO and Chairman of this huge mega-corporation get conned by this gold digger? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-21-2009, 09:30 AM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'd like to take a peek at her expenses. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-21-2009, 01:49 PM	#7
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	no wonder the rich always look so gorgeous. and smell good. that's some expensive pudenda he got. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum Last edited by Trilby; 03-21-2009 at 01:56 PM.

03-22-2009, 01:23 AM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	She didn't, so she took Pauls middle leg. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-23-2009, 05:27 PM	#12
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Hell it happens to lots of older men. I fell for a girl 26 years younger than me & she took me to the cleaners. You would think I knew better. I have over 25 years in law enforcement, but........ __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

03-21-2009, 05:13 AM	#2
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Is this a trick question?

03-21-2009, 09:43 AM	#5
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Ask Paul McCartney, I daresay he could cast some light on the subject.

03-23-2009, 08:08 PM	#14
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I'd like to live for a week on that poor lass's budget. Might be hard to get used to my regular life afterwards, tho. This (supposedly-) clever CEO bagged himself a trophy wife ... and didn't get a pre-nup? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-24-2009, 01:53 AM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Do you think a pre-nup would stand up any better than a post-nup? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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