The "Wanted Poster" from "Porky's" - NSFW

anonymous · 05-08-2006, 07:52 PM

There are some of us who will express our individuality in different fashions.
Those who express themselves in this fashion really have to worry about hemophilia.

richlevy · 05-08-2006, 08:47 PM

OOOOUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Kagen4o4 · 05-08-2006, 10:19 PM

imagine the erection

DucksNuts · 05-08-2006, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

imagine the erection

I'm kinda trying not to, can you not encourage me please?

Elspode · 05-08-2006, 10:55 PM

I'm inclined to wonder if that thing even *works*anymore.

How do you piss without becoming a urine sprinkler?

Stormieweather · 05-08-2006, 11:04 PM

Can you say overkill?!

Nothing But Net · 05-08-2006, 11:38 PM

I'd like to see what happens when he goes through airport security.

Kagen4o4 · 05-09-2006, 12:04 AM

or a large magnet

BrianR · 05-09-2006, 03:20 PM

Ooo! Oooo! I know! I know!

But I'm not tellin'

xoxoxoBruce · 05-09-2006, 06:01 PM

Being stainless or "surgical" steel, a magnet wouldn't affect it but a metal detector should find it. Here is an MSNBC story about underwired bras setting off a detector.

Kagen4o4 · 05-09-2006, 06:07 PM

thanks bruce, wow, i had no idea surgical metals were not magnetic. but for the sake of a funny situation. lets just say they are ok??

daniwong · 05-09-2006, 07:04 PM

If they ever needed an MRI - they would have to take them all out for fear of them being ripped from their body. Now THAT would hurt!

Kagen4o4 · 05-09-2006, 08:36 PM

if he stood too close to a fire, theyd heat up pretty quick

DucksNuts · 05-09-2006, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Being stainless or "surgical" steel, a magnet wouldn't affect it but a metal detector should find it. Here is an MSNBC story about underwired bras setting off a detector.

Ack, I had that kinda problem in Hawaiia..between my underwire bra, then bra clasp and the steel in my knee I had a hell of a time.

Admittedly, the main detector didnt get set off with those, but I was *randomly* chosen for the full search.

Apparently, I look shifty, coz I was pretty sure a cavity search was next on my list.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-10-2006, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

thanks bruce, wow, i had no idea surgical metals were not magnetic. but for the sake of a funny situation. lets just say they are ok??

Nope, you gotta think of a better one. Don't be lazy, you can do it.

05-08-2006, 07:52 PM	#1
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05-08-2006, 08:47 PM	#2
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	OOOOUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

05-08-2006, 10:19 PM	#3
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	imagine the erection __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-08-2006, 10:55 PM	#5
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I'm inclined to wonder if that thing even worksanymore. How do you piss without becoming a urine sprinkler? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-09-2006, 12:04 AM	#8
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	or a large magnet __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-08-2006, 11:04 PM	#6
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	Can you say overkill?!

05-08-2006, 11:38 PM	#7
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	I'd like to see what happens when he goes through airport security.

05-09-2006, 03:20 PM	#9
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Ooo! Oooo! I know! I know! But I'm not tellin'

05-09-2006, 06:01 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Being stainless or "surgical" steel, a magnet wouldn't affect it but a metal detector should find it. Here is an MSNBC story about underwired bras setting off a detector. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-09-2006, 06:07 PM	#11
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	thanks bruce, wow, i had no idea surgical metals were not magnetic. but for the sake of a funny situation. lets just say they are ok?? __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-09-2006, 07:04 PM	#12
daniwong Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 196	If they ever needed an MRI - they would have to take them all out for fear of them being ripped from their body. Now THAT would hurt! __________________ Mistress of all that is claim related.

05-09-2006, 08:36 PM	#13
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	if he stood too close to a fire, theyd heat up pretty quick __________________ something we both can enjoy??

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