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04-04-2017, 09:40 PM | #1 | ||
The future is unwritten
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Apr 5th, 2017: Wong… James Wong
He may look like a average 41 year old man, but he’s taking over the position of the most widely
read writer in the world. He’s the new fortune cookie writer at New York's Wonton Food. Quote:
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04-05-2017, 07:45 AM | #2 |
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The wife must be an executive at a health insurance provider. Nobody else would tell a lawyer "we were already having problems but it's ALL THE COOKIE'S FAULT." Sounds like the terminal diagnosis on that marriage was a pre-existing condition!
I have kept ONE fortune from out of a cookie over the years, and I've never seen another copy of it. "Smile, the world isn't ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." Seriously. |
04-05-2017, 09:06 PM | #3 |
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I kept two. The first, "Pink will be your lucky color," because I was an angsty teen who literally owned no pink items and thought the fortune was probably pretty accurate. The second, "People are seeking you for your sound advice" because I was a sound designer. Elspode gave me a user title based on that same pun once.
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04-06-2017, 10:39 AM | #4 |
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sound advice :chortle:
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