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Old 11-26-2005, 02:46 PM   #721
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There is nothing in my qigong book about Iron Crotch.
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Old 11-27-2005, 06:42 PM   #722
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But I don't feel Japanese...
I just got that....doh.
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Old 11-29-2005, 08:44 AM   #723
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Anybody here try the Iron Crotch trick?.....
nope. i've been busy using it to shatter the previously mentioned records!
4 times yesterday! before work, twice at lunch, and after work! ahhhhhh i feel much better now! it's great having the g/f/soulmate home!
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Old 11-29-2005, 02:27 PM   #724
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What happened to the big romantic spectacle? Did it just collapse into a giant pool of spooge or what?
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Old 11-29-2005, 03:10 PM   #725
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What happened to the big romantic spectacle? Did it just collapse into a giant pool of spooge or what?
let's just say that nothing ever goes as planned!
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Old 11-30-2005, 08:08 AM   #726
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That's OK. Somehow, collapsed in a post-orgasm puddle of sweat, those plans that went awry don't seem important.
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Old 11-30-2005, 01:51 PM   #727
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There is nothing in my qigong book about Iron Crotch.
You need to get a Qidong book.
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Old 11-30-2005, 02:04 PM   #728
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That's the one with all the different clappers in it, right?
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Old 12-02-2005, 10:15 PM   #729
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Dear Anonomous,
no means yes when she's just a little mad at you
no means yes when she doesn't really want to but will
no means yes when a little more foreplay will do the trick
no means yes when she has a headache to get her mind off the freakin headache
no means yes when she wants you to put a little more effort forth
no means yes when the timong is just a bit off
when will you guys ever figure us out
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Old 12-03-2005, 12:09 AM   #730
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It would be easier to build a bridge to Hawaii.
We could figure it out eventually if you'd get together and agree on a common code. New woman? Start all over again.
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Old 12-03-2005, 08:17 AM   #731
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if we figured them out, they wouldn't be fun to play with anymore.
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Old 12-16-2005, 03:27 AM   #732
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Inspired by this thread, wife and I had two date nights in a hotel away from the kids. Our third is booked for the last week of the year.

Thanks to all of you, I'm having sex again after a three year hiatus, once a month!
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Old 12-16-2005, 03:48 AM   #733
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How come only the married people are having sex?

1970's culture message, RE: sex; obviously fraudulent.

*pissed*
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Old 12-16-2005, 06:15 AM   #734
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Anyone had phone sex?
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Old 12-16-2005, 07:06 AM   #735
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Anyone had phone sex?
yes, and it is very fun. I highly recommend it.
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