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Old 05-20-2009, 08:17 PM   #31
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Do you sell second hand furniture?
Nope, just second-hand babies.

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Innie or outie?
Innie.

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Yeah, what happened since you recorded Smooth Operator? Haven't heard from you since.
I tripped and died and am now back as a zombie.

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Also, if you are a Somalian Ass Pirate, shouldn't you be able to spell Somalian? Just sayin'

Possibly.

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What is Heddahs?
Shaddeh spelled backwards.

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Boxers or briefs?
Bikini-briefs.

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Do we have to ask a question?
It is preferred!

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And will we get answers?
You won't.

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It's been ten days since your original post. Are you still not wearing pants?
Depends. Do pants turn you on?
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Old 05-20-2009, 08:20 PM   #32
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aren't you a little young to be wearing Depends™?
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Old 05-20-2009, 08:22 PM   #33
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Old 05-20-2009, 08:27 PM   #34
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Old 05-20-2009, 08:33 PM   #35
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Have you tried Viagra™?
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:07 PM   #36
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