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09-11-2015, 12:46 AM | #1 | |
The future is unwritten
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Never, ever, ever, make your bed.
Making your bed in the morning provides protection and security for bugs.
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Link 1,500,000 of...
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09-11-2015, 06:50 AM | #2 |
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This is a battle I've been waging with Mr. Clod since the day we first shared a bed. The end result is we fold the sheet and blanket down very neatly half way, like turn down service at a fancy hotel.
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09-11-2015, 06:53 AM | #3 |
still says videotape
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Pete and I are anti-makers but at bed time she likes some organization. I'd rather sleep in a nest of leaves.
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09-11-2015, 12:36 PM | #4 | |
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09-11-2015, 12:43 PM | #5 |
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Like much of the rest of our personal lives, Twil and I are of complimentary attitudes about bedmaking. Unlike much of the rest of our lives, I am regularly teased about my need to "specify" the sheets and blankets before bedtime (preferably upon rising). Like you Griff, she'd be happy to sleep in a nest of (1000 count Egyptian cotton) leaves.
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09-11-2015, 12:44 PM | #6 |
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So they die of dehydration in the course of one exposed day.
*scoff*
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09-11-2015, 03:10 PM | #7 | |
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09-12-2015, 02:44 PM | #8 |
I think this line's mostly filler.
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You might not kill them, but you might decrease their reproductive rate.
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09-12-2015, 02:53 PM | #9 |
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I don't have any allergies I'm aware of. Oh - occasional hayfever, which affects me outside of my bedroom.
My main reason for sneezin' is only ever sunlight. So if I want to share my bed with a cast of 1,500,000, I will.
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09-13-2015, 03:51 AM | #10 |
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...I do realize that wasn't the OP point, but I am not high enough on self-preservation body-temple thing to really engage with the point. It's like watching documentaries about facebugs, my reaction is somewhere between a "cool" and a *shrug* .Now, the discomfort of having to actually make your bed, that I can relate too. Last edited by it; 09-13-2015 at 04:26 AM. |
09-13-2015, 10:30 PM | #11 |
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09-17-2015, 08:01 PM | #13 |
I hear them call the tide
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when will you people discover duvets?
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09-17-2015, 08:27 PM | #14 |
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I have one - King sized. Its like sleeping under dead hobos ... weighs a ton and makes one 1000 degrees. no no no
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09-17-2015, 09:11 PM | #15 |
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then you need a lighter one, duh!
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