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11-04-2008, 10:16 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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celebrities I would intentionally leave stranded with no toilet paper
Gimme a minute and I'll come up with someone...
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11-04-2008, 10:40 PM
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This is a fully functional babe lair
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Pauly Shore
Rush Motley Cru Axel Rose 50 Cent PDiddy
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Kiss my white Irish ass. |
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11-04-2008, 10:57 PM
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Glutton for Gluttony
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Carrot Top
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11-04-2008, 11:34 PM
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The future is unwritten
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None, that would be unfair... I would offer them a choice.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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11-05-2008, 07:45 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Gilbert Gottfried (well, we'll use the term celebrity loosely) so his ass can be as irritated from the lack of TP as my head is from his voice.
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11-05-2008, 08:02 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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Oh I like this one!
I don't even have to worry about karma because I've paid my dues already (I always, always have a napkin or tissue on me now!) Let's see... Obviously I can't include the people I wanted to be taken out (of their jobs presenting). Heather Mills - just because she is such a moaner! Mariah Carey - be a dose of reality for her Jude Law - because I think he's up his own arse anyway Sir Alex Ferguson - because he's a bully With all of the above, I'd skip really happily away, giggling to myself like the time I pulled a freaky face in the back row of our CEO's leaving photo. Hahahaha. |
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11-05-2008, 08:50 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
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Yennifer Lopez
Paris Hilton & Entourage Nicole Ritchie Angelina Jolie-Pitt Madonna Tom Cruise Lindsay Lohan and Company
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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11-05-2008, 09:42 AM
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Gone and done
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The whole Bush administration.
Everyone Bri mentioned. Dr. Phil Oprah Rachel Ray* Deepak Chopra *she's really not that bad, just waaay over-marketed
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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11-05-2008, 10:50 AM
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Radical Centrist
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All of the last three, except for Angelina, who gets a pass by adopting those kids.
Sheryl Crow, for her proposal that we use only one sheet of TP (whether she was serious or not) Linda Ronstadt, for being a cunt Joke thief Carlos Mencia |
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11-05-2008, 12:03 PM
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Gone and done
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This could be fun.
Celine Dion Bette Middler Adam Sandler Barbara Streisand Michael Moore
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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11-05-2008, 03:12 PM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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Quote:
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11-05-2008, 03:19 PM
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in a mood, not cupcake
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Yah, I was wondering about that too...
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11-05-2008, 03:22 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Ooh ooh ooh...Pie, can I borrow your Celine Dion for a second?
Seriously...she HAS to go! 
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11-05-2008, 03:23 PM
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Radical Centrist
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"It's a real conflict for me when I go to a concert and find out somebody in the audience is a Republican or fundamental Christian. It can cloud my enjoyment. I'd rather not know." -L.R.
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11-05-2008, 04:48 PM
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Infamous Defamer
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Geraldo Rivera
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