NO it's OBVIOUSLY about ME

Undertoad · 03-03-2011, 02:50 PM

As your Supreme Final Arbiter, clearly this place was invented so that I could get all the interest of everybody, and your initial buy-in.

I am now announcing Cellar Phase VI, in which we are going to gather at a location I will soon announce, to create both a wonder that the world cannot imagine... and a catastrophe that it cannot bear. A work of art of unimaginable beauty... and a horror of deeply retched proportions.

I know that I can trust YOU, my brethren and sistren, to keep our secret concealed until the last possible, "final" moments. To begin the process, I will need one of your largest toenail clippings, in a small envelope. We will employ your DNA to produce your clear and unique last and superior message which we will deliver at the appointed time.

Those of you who have recently transgressed, you will have received private messages explaining why your posts were unworthy. You will have to consume, and at the same time BE consumed, by our final message, and not be a part of its creation. But you will already have received the gift of Understanding, and will experience the remainder of your days in a state of contentment.

Thank you, and let the procedure operate smoothly.

jimhelm · 03-03-2011, 02:52 PM

fart

Nirvana · 03-03-2011, 02:55 PM

Sistren?

Shawnee123 · 03-03-2011, 02:56 PM

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A work of art or unimaginable beauty... and a horror of deeply retched proportions.

Well (preens) it's obvious I'LL be invited.

Flint · 03-03-2011, 03:00 PM

I, for one, welcome our new Undertoad overlord.

footfootfoot · 03-03-2011, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana

Sistren?

He means cistern

Flint · 03-03-2011, 03:06 PM

It puts the lotion on its skin!

footfootfoot · 03-03-2011, 03:09 PM

haggis!

monster · 03-03-2011, 03:16 PM

I'm all about the new Underlord Overtoad.

sexobon · 03-03-2011, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

... I am now announcing Cellar Phase VI, in which we are going to gather at a location I will soon announce, to create both a wonder that the world cannot imagine... and a catastrophe that it cannot bear. A work of art of unimaginable beauty... and a horror of deeply retched proportions. ...

It sounds like UT has commissioned mansouryar to construct a circular wormhole that takes us around the entire universe; but, dumps us out right back here.

nowhereman · 03-03-2011, 03:43 PM

[quote=footfootfoot;714656]He means cistern/QUOTE]

What about the brothern?

Gravdigr · 03-03-2011, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

...experience the remainder of your days in a state of contentment.

I haven't had a content day yet, why start now?

Gravdigr · 03-03-2011, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

...You will have to consume...

I hope there's alcohol in it. Or marshmallows.

limey · 03-03-2011, 05:02 PM

What a great idea!

Aliantha · 03-03-2011, 05:34 PM

You're all deluded.

I'm the one it's all about, and it has been ever since I came here. None of anything here is about anything but me, and my word is final on every subject, so just STFU and listen!

03-03-2011, 02:50 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	NO it's OBVIOUSLY about ME As your Supreme Final Arbiter, clearly this place was invented so that I could get all the interest of everybody, and your initial buy-in. I am now announcing Cellar Phase VI, in which we are going to gather at a location I will soon announce, to create both a wonder that the world cannot imagine... and a catastrophe that it cannot bear. A work of art of unimaginable beauty... and a horror of deeply retched proportions. I know that I can trust YOU, my brethren and sistren, to keep our secret concealed until the last possible, "final" moments. To begin the process, I will need one of your largest toenail clippings, in a small envelope. We will employ your DNA to produce your clear and unique last and superior message which we will deliver at the appointed time. Those of you who have recently transgressed, you will have received private messages explaining why your posts were unworthy. You will have to consume, and at the same time BE consumed, by our final message, and not be a part of its creation. But you will already have received the gift of Understanding, and will experience the remainder of your days in a state of contentment. Thank you, and let the procedure operate smoothly.

03-03-2011, 02:52 PM	#2
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	fart __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

03-03-2011, 02:55 PM	#3
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Sistren? __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

03-03-2011, 03:00 PM	#5
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I, for one, welcome our new Undertoad overlord. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-03-2011, 03:06 PM	#7
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	It puts the lotion on its skin! __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-03-2011, 03:09 PM	#8
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	haggis! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-03-2011, 03:16 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm all about the new Underlord Overtoad. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-03-2011, 03:43 PM	#11
nowhereman sliding down the razor blade of life Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: just over the edge Posts: 228	[quote=footfootfoot;714656]He means cistern/QUOTE] What about the brothern?

03-03-2011, 05:02 PM	#14
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	What a great idea! __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

03-03-2011, 05:34 PM	#15
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	You're all deluded. I'm the one it's all about, and it has been ever since I came here. None of anything here is about anything but me, and my word is final on every subject, so just STFU and listen! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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