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Old 01-19-2012, 12:06 PM   #496
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Ugh, I think they both look like Ken dolls, and I don't mean that in a nice way...they really both look plastic. Like plastic and rubber and painted on hair, and smarm. A lot of smarm.
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Old 01-19-2012, 12:22 PM   #497
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Lets all join the Conspiritorial Party:

Newt Gingrich's 2nd wife gives ABC interview to be aired tonight, saying Newt wanted an "open marriage".

Rove:
"That will be the news headline tomorrow... head it off NOW !
"Call RNC in DesMoines and change Romney WIN to Santorum WIN
"Call Iowa precincts to shut down FAX machines and shred copies of Form E
"Call Perry and tell him to suspend campaign
"Call Santorum and tell him about Romney's off-shore $ assets
"Call Paul and tell him we'll make after Florida

Carl sits back and lights his cigar and thinks: "Anyone but Mitt"
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Old 01-19-2012, 12:27 PM   #498
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Old 01-19-2012, 04:05 PM   #499
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NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
By Nina Mandell
January 19 2012


Stephen Colbert, Herman Cain set rally in South Carolina
to build excitement for 'non-candidacies'

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He may be running a fake candidacy, but Stephen Colbert is having
a very real rally in South Carolina — co-hosted by Herman Cain.

The Comedy Central personality announced on his show Wednesday
that he would unite with the former Godfather’s Pizza CEO for the
"Rock Me Like a Herman Cain!" rally to get voters — and fans —
excited for the comedian and Cain's "non-candidacies".<snip>

"On Stephen Colbert's endorsement of himself as Herman Cain,
I find it very clever and humorous, as it should be," Cain said on Fox411.
"Anyone who finds what Mr. Colbert is doing offensive should simply lighten up.
To be perfectly clear, I will not be assuming Stephen Colbert's identity.
We are very different when it comes to the color of our — hair."
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Old 01-19-2012, 05:02 PM   #500
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Oh no! Mitt is a Mexican.
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:08 PM   #501
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Ha! The kinda-Mexican Mormon vs the kinda-Kenyan not-Muslim. Who'd a thunk it?
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Old 01-19-2012, 09:14 PM   #502
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And then we have Mr. Open Marriage, Free Love Newt. The Republican contenders become more bizarre by the day. Is it pollitics or is it soap opera? Only Steve Colbert knows.
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Old 01-20-2012, 05:38 AM   #503
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Ha! The kinda-Mexican Mormon vs the kinda-Kenyan not-Muslim. Who'd a thunk it?
The Occupy Birther movement coming to an embassy near you.
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Old 01-20-2012, 11:08 AM   #504
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TV talking heads are saying that the "official count" of votes in the Iowa
caucuses was not correct, that Santorum actually won Iowa by 34 votes.

It seems that the "official count" comes from the tally of votes filed on "Form E"
submitted by each of the Iowa precincts, and the forms from 8 precincts are "missing"
Funny. The republicans have initiatives in many states to increase the ID required to vote, to reduce voter fraud, they say. I doesn't matter what kind of ID you have if your votes will be lost anyway. It's incredibly inept of them. The Democrats are much more ept.

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Now, did Santorum win or not ? Is the cat in the box alive or dead ?
Santorum, by a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter.

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Ugh, I think they both look like Ken dolls, and I don't mean that in a nice way...they really both look plastic. Like plastic and rubber and painted on hair, and smarm. A lot of smarm.
And no genitals.
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Old 01-20-2012, 11:10 AM   #505
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We'll never really know who won. Too many votes were literally lost.

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The Iowa Republican Party on Thursday officially called the state caucus a tie between Santorum and Romney even though Santorum received 34 more votes – 29,839 to 29,805 for the former Massachusetts governor. Romney was initially declared the winner by a mere 8 votes.

The Iowa Republican Party, however, decided to call the vote a tie because the tally from eight precincts are inexplicably missing. The result: no one really knows who won what was clearly a very close election.
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Old 01-20-2012, 12:05 PM   #506
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And no genitals.
Yes. It's true. These men have no dicks.



Well that's what I heard.
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Old 01-20-2012, 12:06 PM   #507
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Old 01-20-2012, 11:35 PM   #508
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Well thank goodness you Americans run the main election better than these silly republicans run their primaries.
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Old 01-21-2012, 05:59 PM   #509
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You think so? How quickly the 2000 presidential election fades from memory.
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Old 01-21-2012, 06:09 PM   #510
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you see the ? That denotes his sarcasm.
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