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Old 12-28-2008, 12:47 AM   #1
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Dec 28, 2008: Whale Penis

Yup, there it is, big as life, a Whale Penis.



Looks like the boys are getting ready to chop up and render the blubber into lamp oil. Boy, are they in for a surprise.
All they are going to get is a pile of wood, aluminum and fiberglass.

This is a full size art installation on the beach in the Netherlands to promote the collection of the museum Muzee Scheveningen.

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Old 12-28-2008, 01:52 AM   #2
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Looks fairly real. Penis and all.
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Old 12-28-2008, 02:26 AM   #3
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what a dork
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Old 12-28-2008, 05:21 AM   #4
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Damn.
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The whale was named after the milky-white waxy substance, spermaceti, found in its head and originally mistaken for sperm.
I used to use a lipsalve that had spermaceti in it. I feel guilty now.
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Old 12-28-2008, 10:01 AM   #5
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That penis looks ouchy.
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Old 12-29-2008, 01:08 AM   #6
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That penis looks ouchy.
The part with the teeth isn't the penis, it is the mouth. Wierd jaw though- it looks like the teeth bite into gum holes.
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Old 12-29-2008, 09:15 AM   #7
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Brianna knows a penis when she sees one. The whip-shaped willy gives me the willies too, even if I am the High Priestess.
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Old 12-29-2008, 09:28 AM   #8
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Brianna knows a penis when she sees one.
Thank you.
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Old 01-15-2009, 05:06 PM   #9
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If the front part were the penis that would surely wrap up the whale species. Endangered would be an understatement.
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Old 01-15-2009, 11:12 PM   #10
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I'd love to put that sculpture in my front lawn but my home owners association probably has some rule against beached sperm whales on the front lawn. They seem to have a rule for everything else.

If he were real you could say he died very happy with his Johnson hanging out!
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