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Old 10-03-2012, 11:40 PM   #1
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Political Jokes

To prevent the regular "Humor ... I Need Humor" thread from becoming clogged up with arguments about whether political jokes are funny/biased/offensive/anattckonthedemocraticprocessitself/etc, please post your politically loaded humor here.

This thread is declared a 100% free fire zone for political bullshit. You are free to fire your political bullshit, but so is everyone else.
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:30 PM   #2
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I don't know but I've been told escamo punanny's mighty cold.

and that's a jab at the former don't ask don't tell policy...
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Old 10-04-2012, 02:00 PM   #3
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Escamo?



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Old 10-04-2012, 06:37 PM   #4
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The Wit of Ronald Reagan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QhdjzrvKRM

Truman was from Missouri, and was VERY plain spoken. Bess was his wife.
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Old 10-04-2012, 06:53 PM   #5
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All about Zombies, and ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkmS6JrWSPU&NR=1
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Old 10-07-2012, 11:06 PM   #6
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No child left behind!

Kony 2012
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Old 10-08-2012, 06:59 AM   #7
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Any room in that handbasket of yours for someone who laughed at that joke?
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Old 10-11-2012, 05:16 PM   #8
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Please excuse me if this has been posted elsewhere: go to Google Images and enter 'completely wrong'.
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Old 10-11-2012, 11:03 PM   #9
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A conservative, moderate, and liberal walk into a bar. The bartender says, "hey Mitt".
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:39 AM   #10
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A conservative, moderate, and liberal walk into a bar. The bartender says, "hey Mitt".
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Old 10-12-2012, 01:57 PM   #11
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Please excuse me if this has been posted elsewhere: go to Google Images and enter 'completely wrong'.
Hee.
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Old 10-16-2012, 11:18 AM   #12
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For a detailed explanation of how the Romney-Ryan tax plan is able to cut taxes by $5 trillion without raising taxes on the middle class or exploding the deficit, simply go to the link.

http://www.romneytaxplan.com/


It is a legit link BTW.
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Old 10-16-2012, 11:30 AM   #13
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That's outstanding!
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Old 10-16-2012, 11:31 AM   #14
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It certainly is legit, and it explains a LOT! Thanks!
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Old 10-16-2012, 11:38 AM   #15
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I posted that on my facebook and someone called it a "hate ad".
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