I have Found Religion

Silent · 09-21-2005, 05:51 AM

Apparently, it was in my bowl of pasta all along.

www.venganza.org

I particularily like the thought of us all being touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Pie · 09-21-2005, 07:41 AM

I LOVE the FSM!
RAmen!

SmartAZ · 09-23-2005, 06:13 AM

I didn't know religion was lost!

Silent · 09-23-2005, 07:33 AM

You obviously haven't been watching the news then... :-)

Undertoad · 09-23-2005, 11:54 AM

Just occurred to me: if the FSM is for reals, mrnoodle must be a prophet.

smoothmoniker · 09-23-2005, 12:53 PM

UT, of course the FSM is for real. Consider the options. Either the FSM was a liar, a lunatic, or Lord! A big bowl of tomatoey and garlicy Lord!

Elspode · 09-23-2005, 12:59 PM

I found Jesus...he was under the couch cushions the whole time.

I remember when I first received Jesus. He was in my mailbox, enclosed in a plain brown wrapper.

And yes...I fully realize that my own religious path is pretty damn funny, too.

Silent · 09-23-2005, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Just occurred to me: if the FSM is for reals, mrnoodle must be a prophet.

Maybe......does he dress in full pirate regalia?

09-21-2005, 05:51 AM	#1
Silent Romanes Eunt Domus Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 702	I have Found Religion Apparently, it was in my bowl of pasta all along. www.venganza.org I particularily like the thought of us all being touched by His Noodly Appendage.

09-21-2005, 07:41 AM	#2
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	I LOVE the FSM! RAmen! __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

09-23-2005, 12:53 PM	#6
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	UT, of course the FSM is for real. Consider the options. Either the FSM was a liar, a lunatic, or Lord! A big bowl of tomatoey and garlicy Lord! __________________ to live and die in LA

09-23-2005, 12:59 PM	#7
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I found Jesus...he was under the couch cushions the whole time. I remember when I first received Jesus. He was in my mailbox, enclosed in a plain brown wrapper. And yes...I fully realize that my own religious path is pretty damn funny, too. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-23-2005, 06:13 AM	#3
SmartAZ Confounded Conjuror Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 33	I didn't know religion was lost!

09-23-2005, 07:33 AM	#4
Silent Romanes Eunt Domus Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 702	You obviously haven't been watching the news then... :-)

09-23-2005, 11:54 AM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Just occurred to me: if the FSM is for reals, mrnoodle must be a prophet.

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