1/13/2004: Huang's Taiwanese Penis

Undertoad · 01-13-2004, 03:01 PM

Thanks to one earth for pointing this one out.

This man is Huang Shun-nan, and he's clearly proud of his 10 ton 10-footer. But it's really a political statement:

http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/fron.../30/2003107212

"I am not a politician and I don't know politics, but China's missile threat is a humiliation for Taiwan, so I want to use the most vulgar and most native expression to show Taiwanese people's anger."

Actually, I find it a bit sad that any phallic item is going to be used as a show of some sort of weird dominance or aggression or such. At one point a minority of feminists advanced the idea that penetration is de facto violent. But this is the metrosexual 00s, people, get with the program; penii are sexual items, not threatening or humiliating. Gone are the cold war days, when missile-like objects were impressively displayed but never, ever fired off. These are the new world order days; everyone is subject to rigorous multilateral inspections programs in search of biological problems or chemical imbalances.

lumberjim · 01-13-2004, 03:07 PM

you wouldn't believe how long I had to stand still while the cast they used to make that thing dried.

hairdog · 01-13-2004, 03:41 PM

The Rabbi who performed the circumcision had to use a concrete saw, but still, it was a delicate operation.

Now, I'm trying to figure out what you call a concrete woody....

juju · 01-13-2004, 04:02 PM

Because it is made of stone, it will last for thousands of years, just like the pyramids of Egypt.

e unibus plurum · 01-13-2004, 04:27 PM

... and displayed at the appropriately rakish angle.

because the angle of the dangle is proportional to the megatonage?

warch · 01-13-2004, 04:38 PM

Quote:

I'm trying to figure out what you call a concrete woody...

Rocky Johnson?

Beletseri · 01-13-2004, 07:19 PM

Looks like Lorana Bobbit has already been there.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-13-2004, 08:54 PM

Man, is he haung!

headsplice · 01-14-2004, 10:21 AM

"Solid" (da-da--da-da-da)
"Solid as a rock!"

*crickets*

sixfeet · 01-14-2004, 08:14 PM

So does it still apply with how many times you shake it or would that not matter now...lol

tjennings · 01-15-2004, 11:46 AM

He should mount it on the bow of a boat and go Captain Nemo on their asses.

Or he could go the Clockwork Orange route and beat people to death with it while singing "Singin' in the Rain" (or was he playing a bit of the Ludwig Van).

Undertoad · 01-15-2004, 12:05 PM

And what's more, where's the sack? This guy is missing a very important part of the whole package. No balls, no statement, I say.

And he's anchored it with some sort of M&M thing, there, what's that about? And then he had to prop it up on some kind of ugly metal tank thing in order to get it pointed the right angle?

This whole thing is weak, I disrepect it.

jinx · 01-15-2004, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undertoad

This whole thing is weak, I disrepect it.

Oh no you dit-ent! ::head waggle::

Griff · 01-15-2004, 02:05 PM

Imagine the thinking you could do with that.

warch · 01-15-2004, 02:19 PM

head of state.

01-13-2004, 03:01 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	1/13/2004: Huang's Taiwanese Penis Thanks to one earth for pointing this one out. This man is Huang Shun-nan, and he's clearly proud of his 10 ton 10-footer. But it's really a political statement: http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/fron.../30/2003107212 "I am not a politician and I don't know politics, but China's missile threat is a humiliation for Taiwan, so I want to use the most vulgar and most native expression to show Taiwanese people's anger." Actually, I find it a bit sad that any phallic item is going to be used as a show of some sort of weird dominance or aggression or such. At one point a minority of feminists advanced the idea that penetration is de facto violent. But this is the metrosexual 00s, people, get with the program; penii are sexual items, not threatening or humiliating. Gone are the cold war days, when missile-like objects were impressively displayed but never, ever fired off. These are the new world order days; everyone is subject to rigorous multilateral inspections programs in search of biological problems or chemical imbalances.

01-13-2004, 03:07 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	you wouldn't believe how long I had to stand still while the cast they used to make that thing dried. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-13-2004, 04:27 PM	#5
e unibus plurum garbage in, refuse out Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 98	... and displayed at the appropriately rakish angle. because the angle of the dangle is proportional to the megatonage? __________________ //VTR.FT10F001 DD DATA

01-14-2004, 10:21 AM	#9
headsplice Relaxed Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 676	"Solid" (da-da--da-da-da) "Solid as a rock!" crickets __________________ Don't Panic

01-14-2004, 08:14 PM	#10
sixfeet Expectorant Inspector Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: 3rd rock from the sun...lol..South Carolina Posts: 31	So does it still apply with how many times you shake it or would that not matter now...lol __________________ I know nothing, I am only the messenger.....

01-13-2004, 03:41 PM	#3
hairdog Simulated Simulacrum Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Posts: 39	The Rabbi who performed the circumcision had to use a concrete saw, but still, it was a delicate operation. Now, I'm trying to figure out what you call a concrete woody....

01-13-2004, 04:02 PM	#4
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Because it is made of stone, it will last for thousands of years, just like the pyramids of Egypt.

01-13-2004, 07:19 PM	#7
Beletseri Yeah sez you Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 206	Looks like Lorana Bobbit has already been there.

01-13-2004, 08:54 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Man, is he haung!

01-15-2004, 11:46 AM	#11
tjennings Belt Conveyor Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sioux City, IA Posts: 66	He should mount it on the bow of a boat and go Captain Nemo on their asses. Or he could go the Clockwork Orange route and beat people to death with it while singing "Singin' in the Rain" (or was he playing a bit of the Ludwig Van). __________________ No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical. Niels Bohr, physicist (1885-1962)

01-15-2004, 12:05 PM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	And what's more, where's the sack? This guy is missing a very important part of the whole package. No balls, no statement, I say. And he's anchored it with some sort of M&M thing, there, what's that about? And then he had to prop it up on some kind of ugly metal tank thing in order to get it pointed the right angle? This whole thing is weak, I disrepect it.

01-15-2004, 02:05 PM	#14
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Imagine the thinking you could do with that. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-15-2004, 02:19 PM	#15
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	head of state.

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