10/11/2003: Dorito rock - Page 2

slang · 10-11-2003, 09:05 PM

I was going to hijack the thread but since Quzah is in such rare form I passed it up.

That was really funny Q!

Elspode · 10-12-2003, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
I wonder what people did with this crap before Al Gore invented the internet?

It was placed in glass jars full of formaldehyde, and toured throughout the country at carnival sideshows and state fairs.

bjlhct · 10-12-2003, 01:25 AM

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.htm

Also, I am clearly the preferred intelligence insulter, due to my superior knowledge of quantum mechanics.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-12-2003, 11:46 AM

That's great bjlhct so tell me, my quantum doesn't want to start on cold mornings. Can you fix it?

Leah · 10-12-2003, 09:01 PM

Aren't chip packets measured by weight and not by volume?
Ripped off, imagine if you had a real craving for chippies and you got that in your packet, half your chippies would be missing.
Bummer.

OnyxCougar · 10-13-2003, 09:28 AM

Yes, but think of all the bags of "chippies" (that cracks me up) you could buy after you sell the nugget o cheese on Ebay...

bjlhct · 10-13-2003, 06:57 PM

For non-starting quantums, I recommend your standard Big Bang. For non-starting mechanics, I recommend your standard strong coffee.

The Reciever · 10-14-2003, 11:09 AM

What happens if you give the Big Bang to your mechanic?

wolf · 10-14-2003, 11:20 AM

I usually get a free fluid flush ...

SteveDallas · 10-14-2003, 11:38 AM

I'd hold out for a valve job.

chrisinhouston · 10-22-2003, 11:35 AM

"and now this - the giant ball of Dorito cheese, discovered in a bag of Doritos."

Ok, so is Doritos the plural of Dorito? You can tell I'm have a lot of spare time today if I am contemplating things like this.

10-12-2003, 11:46 AM	#19
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's great bjlhct so tell me, my quantum doesn't want to start on cold mornings. Can you fix it? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-13-2003, 09:28 AM	#21
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	Yes, but think of all the bags of "chippies" (that cracks me up) you could buy after you sell the nugget o cheese on Ebay... __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

10-14-2003, 11:09 AM	#23
The Reciever Kinda New Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sioux City, IA Posts: 1	What happens if you give the Big Bang to your mechanic? __________________ Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18) Sure, you're dizzy, hot, and dehydrated, but think how much worse it would be if that clothes dryer didn't have a little window to look out of. The Onion (May 14, 2003)

10-14-2003, 11:20 AM	#24
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I usually get a free fluid flush ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-11-2003, 09:05 PM	#16
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	I was going to hijack the thread but since Quzah is in such rare form I passed it up. That was really funny Q!

10-12-2003, 01:25 AM	#18
bjlhct Theremin Master Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 73	http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.htm Also, I am clearly the preferred intelligence insulter, due to my superior knowledge of quantum mechanics.

10-12-2003, 09:01 PM	#20
Leah Love my Heffalumps Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia (best place in the world) Posts: 346	Aren't chip packets measured by weight and not by volume? Ripped off, imagine if you had a real craving for chippies and you got that in your packet, half your chippies would be missing. Bummer.

10-13-2003, 06:57 PM	#22
bjlhct Theremin Master Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 73	For non-starting quantums, I recommend your standard Big Bang. For non-starting mechanics, I recommend your standard strong coffee.

10-14-2003, 11:38 AM	#25
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I'd hold out for a valve job.

10-22-2003, 11:35 AM	#26
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	"and now this - the giant ball of Dorito cheese, discovered in a bag of Doritos." Ok, so is Doritos the plural of Dorito? You can tell I'm have a lot of spare time today if I am contemplating things like this.

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