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03-24-2009, 11:24 AM | #1 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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The story is riveting.
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03-24-2009, 11:38 AM | #2 |
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03-24-2009, 12:17 PM | #3 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I've been wanting to nail a nice big croc head.
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03-24-2009, 11:57 AM | #4 |
Ender of Vendors
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What's up?
We already have a healthy amount of comments and no one has connected this alligators free health care to the current socialist government? Must still be waiting for the talking points to be delivered...
Anyhoo, cool story Mr Bruce. |
03-24-2009, 12:21 PM | #5 |
I can hear my ears
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I bet it hurts like a mofo...
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03-24-2009, 12:54 PM | #7 |
dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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Yeah, he is definitely screwed.
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03-24-2009, 03:41 PM | #8 |
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So that's why my new boots are on backorder.
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03-24-2009, 04:34 PM | #9 |
"Help!Call me an ambulance!!" "You're an ambulance!"
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Do all crocs turn a puke green color when they have a limp snout?
Glad to see the doc's pre-drilling those holes at least!! |
03-24-2009, 06:27 PM | #10 |
Blatantly Homosapien
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"I remember when Rock was young.."
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03-24-2009, 11:08 PM | #11 |
Lurking for fun and profit.
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Ok, so I am enjoying the puns guys, but an honest question: Why wait THREE MONTHS before deciding to do something???
Would enjoy a nice new bag though... |
03-25-2009, 03:50 PM | #12 | ||
I hear them call the tide
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Quote:
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National Health Service -downside of the free care
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03-28-2009, 03:33 PM | #13 |
the crowd goes wild!
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A cheaper alternative to liposuction (or is it dynosuction?)? They did mention the weight loss...
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03-28-2009, 04:01 PM | #14 |
The future is unwritten
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I would assume it's because they didn't know what to do. What they did do was a shot in the dark, so they waited until it was absolutely necessary or the gator would die.
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03-28-2009, 05:18 PM | #15 |
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Why did they leave a gaping hole in his upper jaw? Couldn't they screw on a metal plate or use duct tape?
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