Mar 5, 2010: Venus de Rahway

xoxoxoBruce · 03-04-2010, 11:38 PM

Venus de Rahway, in the tradition of the Alexandros of Antioch's famous statue, Venus de Milo.
Except she's in Rahway, New jersey... and made of snow.

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"Curvaceous, bodacious and booty-licious," said Elisa Gonzalez, a court reporter who built the snow goddess with her daughter, Maria Conneran, 21 and son, Jack Shearing, 12.

She attracted a lot of attention and admiration... people even stopped to take pictures.

But then...

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When the officer arrived, Gonzalez said, he was apologetic and appreciative of the snowlady and her assets.
"He said, ‘It’s very good,’" Gonzalez recalled.
Despite his appreciation, the officer then asked the family to dress the snowlady. Nonplussed, they complied with a green bikini top and a blue sarong around her ample hips.

Instead of enforcing the law, the poor cop is sent out on a political correctness mission, enforcing "community standards" set by a few puckered butts.
At least they didn't get maced, tasered, hauled off to the hoosegow.

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SPUCK · 03-05-2010, 04:24 AM

Yeah pretty sad..

And nice work!

Trilby · 03-05-2010, 04:53 AM

The fact that they were asked to put clothes on the snow lady makes me very sad and sort of pissed. Is there a LAW that says I can't have a naked statue of snow? Coz i wouldn't put a bikini on her. Maybe pasties and a G-string. Would that make grandpa feel better?

damn freaking Puritans. Ruin everything. We should put them on a ship.

spudcon · 03-05-2010, 05:28 AM

I'll bet Venus de Rahway is frigid anyway.

Griff · 03-05-2010, 05:28 AM

Stupit.

It appears we can distract kooks by keeping them busy monitoring snow ladies...*wheels turning*

xoxoxoBruce · 03-05-2010, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Is there a LAW that says I can't have a naked statue of snow? Coz i wouldn't put a bikini on her. Maybe pasties and a G-string.

Paint 'em on with food coloring, or better yet, paint in the details.

Maybe they should have built some Calvin snowmen.

Sheldonrs · 03-05-2010, 07:32 AM

I guess you can't go out in Rahway with your ice box and snow cones showing.

classicman · 03-05-2010, 07:48 AM

Do I have to label this as NSFW now?

Idiotic perhaps we should resurrect the dead and have all of them covered. WTF?

must be cold - eek!

Then again, there is this.

Spexxvet · 03-05-2010, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman

...Idiotic perhaps we should resurrect the dead and have all of them covered. WTF?
...

People are buried Nekkid?

classicman · 03-05-2010, 08:21 AM

lol - THAT was poorly written on my part. Doh!

Shawnee123 · 03-05-2010, 08:27 AM

Hahahaha!

You reminded me...when I was pretty young my older cousin and I were looking through an art book. She told me that the Venus de Milo was a statue of a woman who couldn't stop biting her nails, and ended up chewing her own arms off!

I was like "wow, really?"

So, I've been trying to chew my own arms off so I can be commemorated in this way. I've gotten through part of one thumb.

rditlkustoleit · 03-05-2010, 09:49 AM

I’d like to take a “crack” at her. I’ll bet she’ll just melt in my arms.

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Shawnee123 · 03-05-2010, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla Ice

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You better hit bull's eye, kid don't play
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Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Sheldonrs · 03-05-2010, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

lol - THAT was poorly written on my part. Doh!

Which "part" was it poorly written ON?

rditlkustoleit · 03-05-2010, 12:16 PM

I feel sorry for the poor cop that had to take a “crack” at this case and “bust” them. I’m sure he felt like such a “boob”. OK, I’m done. Wait, one more… I hope nobody “snatches” her outfit.

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03-05-2010, 04:53 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	The fact that they were asked to put clothes on the snow lady makes me very sad and sort of pissed. Is there a LAW that says I can't have a naked statue of snow? Coz i wouldn't put a bikini on her. Maybe pasties and a G-string. Would that make grandpa feel better? damn freaking Puritans. Ruin everything. We should put them on a ship. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-05-2010, 05:28 AM	#4
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	I'll bet Venus de Rahway is frigid anyway. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

03-05-2010, 05:28 AM	#5
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Stupit. It appears we can distract kooks by keeping them busy monitoring snow ladies...wheels turning __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-05-2010, 07:32 AM	#7
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I guess you can't go out in Rahway with your ice box and snow cones showing. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-05-2010, 07:48 AM	#8
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Do I have to label this as NSFW now? Idiotic perhaps we should resurrect the dead and have all of them covered. WTF? must be cold - eek! Then again, there is this. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-05-2010, 04:24 AM	#2
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Yeah pretty sad.. And nice work!

03-05-2010, 08:21 AM	#10
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	lol - THAT was poorly written on my part. Doh! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-05-2010, 08:27 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Hahahaha! You reminded me...when I was pretty young my older cousin and I were looking through an art book. She told me that the Venus de Milo was a statue of a woman who couldn't stop biting her nails, and ended up chewing her own arms off! I was like "wow, really?" So, I've been trying to chew my own arms off so I can be commemorated in this way. I've gotten through part of one thumb. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 03-05-2010 at 08:36 AM. Reason: grammar fonzie

03-05-2010, 09:49 AM	#12
rditlkustoleit Violator of Customs Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 49	I’d like to take a “crack” at her. I’ll bet she’ll just melt in my arms. ____________________________ If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?!

03-05-2010, 12:16 PM	#15
rditlkustoleit Violator of Customs Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 49	I feel sorry for the poor cop that had to take a “crack” at this case and “bust” them. I’m sure he felt like such a “boob”. OK, I’m done. Wait, one more… I hope nobody “snatches” her outfit. ______________________________ If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?!

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