9/20/2005: Leopard seal attacks

Undertoad · 09-20-2005, 09:25 AM

ferkelparade sends along this item which looks a lot like the electric fence python - a lot of mouth, a lot of teeth, and an animal pic not suitable for Friday. Apparently this is a NatGeo pic that ferkelparade (thanks btw) found in a German newspaper site.

Ferkel notes, the image shows a leopard seal attacking a diver - who was able to get a photo seconds before being bitten in the head. Apparently, the diver survived because the seal wasn't out to kill but was only interested in chasing away the intruder.

Yeah, that would chase me away!

Ubergeek · 09-20-2005, 11:35 AM

NOW SEE!!!!

Everybody asks me why I (who live on Canada's Eastern Seaboard) avoid going into the sea itself.

The sea is not a lovely pretty place full of wonderful life.

It's stuffed chock-a-block with things like this!

And a fur seal is one of the LITTLE critters with teeth... try saying "shoo... bad fishy... bad fishy..." to a F--king White Shark!

Little Mermaid my ass!

.... pant... pant... pant...

Okay... better now.

And yes... before anybody asks, I was bit by a rock crab when I was kid while wadding in the ocean... what of it

Hobbs · 09-20-2005, 11:48 AM

That's the problem with nature. There is always something waiting to bite you, pinch you, sting you, or ooze something on you.

Trilby · 09-20-2005, 01:18 PM

I am totally sympatico with Ubergeek there. All these beasts you cannot see! Down in the murky, scary water! Some of them are PREHISTORIC! There's stuff in there we don't even KNOW is in there! All waiting to bite you! No, thanks.

barefoot serpent · 09-20-2005, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Ubergeek

Little Mermaid my ass!

That can be arranged...

dar512 · 09-20-2005, 01:59 PM

I had never heard of leopard seals, so I took a quick Google cruise. Some fun leopard seal facts:

# Leopard Seals are the only seals that eat other seals.
# Leopard seals have a excellent senses of sight and smell under water.
# Leopard seals catch penguins by their feet and then beat them back and forth on the surface of the water to skin them. Then, they eat the carcass.

I think if more seals had teeth like the leopard seal, we wouldn't have to be concerned about folks clubbing baby seals.

Hobbs · 09-20-2005, 02:30 PM

These things sound pretty brutal. Purhaps the hunters should be beating baby leopard seals instead of baby harp seals.**

** Please Note
This poster niether participates or condones the beating of either baby harp seals, baby leopard seals, or any other baby animal therein despite the fact they could potentially grow to be adults and eventually gnaw you leg off.

Elspode · 09-20-2005, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Hobbs

That's the problem with nature. There is always something waiting to bite you, pinch you, sting you, or ooze something on you.

That was the problem with some of the women I ran around with before getting married the last time.

plthijinx · 09-20-2005, 03:18 PM

Els!

i need to remember on a clear water day on the shoreline of the gulf to have my camera with me when i can see (from the airplane) umpteen million sharks swimming near the people splashing and playing in the surf......

seakdivers · 09-20-2005, 03:32 PM

Aww c'mon - the water isn't that bad.

Actually, a female biology student was attacked & killed by a leopard seal a few years ago. They're pretty nasty critters!

jinx · 09-20-2005, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

Els!

i need to remember on a clear water day on the shoreline of the gulf to have my camera with me when i can see (from the airplane) umpteen million sharks swimming near the people splashing and playing in the surf......

Oh please do! And send a pic directly to LJ for me, will you?
Right on, Ubergeek, right the fuck on.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-20-2005, 04:03 PM

Aw....come back......I was only kidding.

Izanagi · 09-20-2005, 08:18 PM

WOW what an awesome photo!!!

However I do detect a bit of plaque on the lower right lateral incisor, she may want to have that looked at before it becomes a cavity.

I love stuff like this, I think we need reminding once in a while that if taken out of our usual habitats we are no longer the masters of nature we think we are, and most of us tumble off the top of the food chain pretty quickly.

Ubergeek said:

Quote:

The sea is not a lovely pretty place full of wonderful life.

It's stuffed chock-a-block with things like this!

There is a reason that the knife I take with me when scuba diving is about 3 times longer than the one I take when hiking!!!

I have been attacked by beasties on land only twice while in nature but countless times by beasties under the water, and I spend much more time hiking than I do diving.

capnhowdy · 09-21-2005, 07:59 PM

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There is a reason that the knife I take with me when scuba diving is about 3 times longer than the one I take when hiking!!!

With this cockw/teeth looking creature I'd prefer a sidearm.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-21-2005, 08:46 PM

You'd shoot your eye out.......well, at least your ears.

09-20-2005, 09:25 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	9/20/2005: Leopard seal attacks ferkelparade sends along this item which looks a lot like the electric fence python - a lot of mouth, a lot of teeth, and an animal pic not suitable for Friday. Apparently this is a NatGeo pic that ferkelparade (thanks btw) found in a German newspaper site. Ferkel notes, the image shows a leopard seal attacking a diver - who was able to get a photo seconds before being bitten in the head. Apparently, the diver survived because the seal wasn't out to kill but was only interested in chasing away the intruder. Yeah, that would chase me away!

09-20-2005, 11:35 AM	#2
Ubergeek Simulated Simulacrum Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Posts: 39	NOW SEE!!!! Everybody asks me why I (who live on Canada's Eastern Seaboard) avoid going into the sea itself. The sea is not a lovely pretty place full of wonderful life. It's stuffed chock-a-block with things like this! And a fur seal is one of the LITTLE critters with teeth... try saying "shoo... bad fishy... bad fishy..." to a F--king White Shark! Little Mermaid my ass! .... pant... pant... pant... Okay... better now. And yes... before anybody asks, I was bit by a rock crab when I was kid while wadding in the ocean... what of it __________________ Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't tell where it keeps its brain. Arthur Weasley

09-20-2005, 11:48 AM	#3
Hobbs Professor for the school of ass-clownery Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Surprise! Posts: 404	That's the problem with nature. There is always something waiting to bite you, pinch you, sting you, or ooze something on you. __________________ That's it! Send in the chimps!

09-20-2005, 01:18 PM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I am totally sympatico with Ubergeek there. All these beasts you cannot see! Down in the murky, scary water! Some of them are PREHISTORIC! There's stuff in there we don't even KNOW is in there! All waiting to bite you! No, thanks. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-20-2005, 01:59 PM	#6
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	I had never heard of leopard seals, so I took a quick Google cruise. Some fun leopard seal facts: # Leopard Seals are the only seals that eat other seals. # Leopard seals have a excellent senses of sight and smell under water. # Leopard seals catch penguins by their feet and then beat them back and forth on the surface of the water to skin them. Then, they eat the carcass. I think if more seals had teeth like the leopard seal, we wouldn't have to be concerned about folks clubbing baby seals. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

09-20-2005, 02:30 PM	#7
Hobbs Professor for the school of ass-clownery Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Surprise! Posts: 404	These things sound pretty brutal. Purhaps the hunters should be beating baby leopard seals instead of baby harp seals. Please Note This poster niether participates or condones the beating of either baby harp seals, baby leopard seals, or any other baby animal therein despite the fact they could potentially grow to be adults and eventually gnaw you leg off. __________________ That's it! Send in the chimps!

09-20-2005, 03:18 PM	#9
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	Els! i need to remember on a clear water day on the shoreline of the gulf to have my camera with me when i can see (from the airplane) umpteen million sharks swimming near the people splashing and playing in the surf...... __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

09-20-2005, 03:32 PM	#10
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Aww c'mon - the water isn't that bad. Actually, a female biology student was attacked & killed by a leopard seal a few years ago. They're pretty nasty critters!

09-20-2005, 04:03 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Aw....come back......I was only kidding. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:55 PM.

09-21-2005, 08:46 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You'd shoot your eye out.......well, at least your ears. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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