Michael Jackson.. sigh!

archergirl · 02-16-2005, 03:21 PM

does anyone else think it was convenient of MJ to have flu-like symptoms (not flu) and have to be RUSHED to hospital just before court???

lookout123 · 02-16-2005, 03:25 PM

no, it is pretty much par for the course. you've gotta figure that he is having little boy withdrawals.

Edit: Hey UT - is there anyway to track how many different threads MJ has sparked in the Cellar's illustrious past?

garnet · 02-16-2005, 03:26 PM

I know that I've had the "flu-like symptoms" a bunch of times in my life, and I've never needed to be rushed to the hospital. Who goes to the ER when they have the flu, anyway? Suspicious, but then he's a suspicious kind of guy....

archergirl · 02-16-2005, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by garnet

Suspicious, but then he's a suspicious kind of guy....

no kidding!

Undertoad · 02-16-2005, 03:48 PM

Hey, if your nose would fly off if you sneezed, you'd go to the hospital for flu too!

Trilby · 02-16-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Hey, if your nose would fly off if you sneezed, you'd go to the hospital for flu too!

Happy Monkey · 02-16-2005, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

he is having little boy withdrawals.

Ah, the withdrawal method. Probably not the best way to avoid a trip to the hospital.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-16-2005, 06:41 PM

He probably gets the flu as often as kindergarten teachers.

If you ran a hospital and somebody filthy rich came in with the flu, wouldn't you keep them?

404Error · 02-17-2005, 05:12 AM

I'm sure that this is just a first of what will be a long line of delay tactics used by the MJ 'team', all designed to confuse and/or distort the real issues of why this trial is going on.

Sad, but I see this one going the way of the OJ trial.

lookout123 · 02-17-2005, 09:59 AM

are you suggesting that MJ is going to begin a lifelong quest looking for the "real molesters" on every golf course in the world?

archergirl · 02-17-2005, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Hey, if your nose would fly off if you sneezed, you'd go to the hospital for flu too!

Now that was hilarious! I laughed out loud - I hope no-one heard me!

Elspode · 02-17-2005, 01:39 PM

Did anyone else see Leno on Tuesday night? The media had reported Tuesday that a long list of celebrities - including Leno - were to be called as witnesses for the Jackson defense. Leno, either clueless about why, or a smart cookie, then delivered a sting of jokes sure to get him disallowed as a hostile or non-credible witness.

It was freaking hysterical, some of the funniest Leno stuff I've ever seen. Borderline offensive, in fact. It was great.

tw · 02-17-2005, 04:20 PM

There is a picture circulating of Michael Jackson - the new Mr Potato head - selecting from a drawer the nose, eyes, etc he will wear in court.

Its rather sad. Had he simply first admitted to a problem and sought treatment, then the whole legal problem would have gone away.

Happy Monkey · 02-17-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by tw

Its rather sad. Had he simply first admitted to a problem and sought treatment, then the whole legal problem would have gone away.

I doubt that. If he'd admitted pedophilia and sought treatment, some parents of children he'd been alone with would have started the process even earlier, whether he'd acted on it or not. Pedophilia isn't like drugs in that way.

Dunlavy · 02-17-2005, 06:14 PM

Is it true he still pays selfish parents to get their kids to go to Neverland Ranch?

02-16-2005, 03:21 PM	#1
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lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	no, it is pretty much par for the course. you've gotta figure that he is having little boy withdrawals. Edit: Hey UT - is there anyway to track how many different threads MJ has sparked in the Cellar's illustrious past? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

02-16-2005, 06:41 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	He probably gets the flu as often as kindergarten teachers. If you ran a hospital and somebody filthy rich came in with the flu, wouldn't you keep them? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-17-2005, 05:12 AM	#9
404Error Lecturer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: CT USA Posts: 826	I'm sure that this is just a first of what will be a long line of delay tactics used by the MJ 'team', all designed to confuse and/or distort the real issues of why this trial is going on. Sad, but I see this one going the way of the OJ trial. __________________ "To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason~

02-17-2005, 09:59 AM	#10
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	are you suggesting that MJ is going to begin a lifelong quest looking for the "real molesters" on every golf course in the world? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

02-16-2005, 03:26 PM	#3
garnet ... Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 657	I know that I've had the "flu-like symptoms" a bunch of times in my life, and I've never needed to be rushed to the hospital. Who goes to the ER when they have the flu, anyway? Suspicious, but then he's a suspicious kind of guy....

02-16-2005, 03:48 PM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Hey, if your nose would fly off if you sneezed, you'd go to the hospital for flu too!

02-17-2005, 01:39 PM	#12
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Did anyone else see Leno on Tuesday night? The media had reported Tuesday that a long list of celebrities - including Leno - were to be called as witnesses for the Jackson defense. Leno, either clueless about why, or a smart cookie, then delivered a sting of jokes sure to get him disallowed as a hostile or non-credible witness. It was freaking hysterical, some of the funniest Leno stuff I've ever seen. Borderline offensive, in fact. It was great. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-17-2005, 04:20 PM	#13
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	There is a picture circulating of Michael Jackson - the new Mr Potato head - selecting from a drawer the nose, eyes, etc he will wear in court. Its rather sad. Had he simply first admitted to a problem and sought treatment, then the whole legal problem would have gone away.

02-17-2005, 06:14 PM	#15
Dunlavy High Propagandist Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Forgotten Grove Posts: 117	Is it true he still pays selfish parents to get their kids to go to Neverland Ranch? __________________ "Two roads divirged in the wood and I, I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference" -Robert Frost "The road to hell is paved with good intentions" -Old proverb

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