10/19/2004: Hung moose - Page 2

Happy Monkey · 10-20-2004, 02:52 PM

Apparently the cat was offended by the overly familiar moose.

wolf · 10-21-2004, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

No doubt about it...we gotta breed a smarter moose.

Given the likelihood that this fellow did not get a chance to get his moosey rocks off, we just did.

Can animals win the Darwin Award? This boy at least deserves honorable mention.

Elspode · 10-21-2004, 01:20 PM

"Moosey Rocks Off"...yet another band name!

wolf · 10-22-2004, 10:17 AM

When one of my coworkers was in college she wanted to name her band "Brief Reactive Psychosis."

I don't know what they ended up with.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-22-2004, 09:05 PM

I vote for The Fabulous Undertoads.

jojomonkeygirl · 10-24-2004, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by OnyxCougar

So it's not just North Carolina. Good to know.

huh???

Bitman · 10-25-2004, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mmmBoy

Never thought I would use "quixotic" and "moose" in the same sentence.

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Originally Posted by OnyxCougar

You didn't.

Hate to nit-pick your nit-pick, but it's wrong on two counts. First mmmBoy never claimed to use those two words in a sentence. Although the "never thought" construction implies that conclusion, it doesn't make it explicitly.

Second, mmmBoy did indeed use those two words in a sentence, though they weren't subjects in the sentence.

OnyxCougar · 10-25-2004, 02:50 PM

If I said, "Never thought I'd jump off the roof" it would imply that I did jump off the roof.

And while it does not make it explicitly, as you stated, the implication was there.

So fuck you.

Edit: On reflection, that's a bit harsh. But christ on a cracker, I forget a smilie and I get nitpicked. Cut me some slack, bit.

OnyxCougar · 10-25-2004, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jojomonkeygirl

huh???

It's good to know that not just people in NC screw grammer up.

SEE... SMILIE. THIS INDICATES A JOKE. JEST. ATTEMPT, HOWEVER LAME, AT HUMOR. PLEASE DO NOT NITPICK THAT REMARK. THANK YOU.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-25-2004, 09:08 PM

Onyx, Baby, breath...in...out...in...out...in...out. Now isn't that better?

OnyxCougar · 10-26-2004, 05:59 AM

*buries her face in Bruce's shoulder and nods*

Cyber Wolf · 10-26-2004, 06:44 AM

Get a room, you two!

Trilby · 10-26-2004, 10:10 AM

Bruce is mine! Back off!!

404Error · 10-26-2004, 11:33 AM

Oh cool, a cat fight! But you're in the wrong thread, this is the moose thread...

Trilby · 10-26-2004, 03:14 PM

We'll need a lot of jello...

10-20-2004, 02:52 PM	#16
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Apparently the cat was offended by the overly familiar moose. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

10-21-2004, 01:20 PM	#18
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	"Moosey Rocks Off"...yet another band name! __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-22-2004, 10:17 AM	#19
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	When one of my coworkers was in college she wanted to name her band "Brief Reactive Psychosis." I don't know what they ended up with. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-22-2004, 09:05 PM	#20
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I vote for The Fabulous Undertoads. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-25-2004, 02:50 PM	#23
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	If I said, "Never thought I'd jump off the roof" it would imply that I did jump off the roof. And while it does not make it explicitly, as you stated, the implication was there. So fuck you. Edit: On reflection, that's a bit harsh. But christ on a cracker, I forget a smilie and I get nitpicked. Cut me some slack, bit. __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt Last edited by OnyxCougar; 10-25-2004 at 02:53 PM.

10-25-2004, 09:08 PM	#25
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Onyx, Baby, breath...in...out...in...out...in...out. Now isn't that better? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-26-2004, 05:59 AM	#26
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	buries her face in Bruce's shoulder and nods __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

10-26-2004, 06:44 AM	#27
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	Get a room, you two! __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

10-26-2004, 10:10 AM	#28
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Bruce is mine! Back off!! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-26-2004, 11:33 AM	#29
404Error Lecturer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: CT USA Posts: 826	Oh cool, a cat fight! But you're in the wrong thread, this is the moose thread... __________________ "To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason~

10-26-2004, 03:14 PM	#30
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	We'll need a lot of jello... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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