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Old 05-16-2003, 10:22 AM   #1
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Sad? ... I don't think so

A guy in West Los Angeles is looking for a wife. I found this in the UK online FHM newsletter I get every week under the heading 'Sad Man Of The Week'. Personally, I don't think this is so, if I were going to look for a partner, this is probably the way I'd do it.

Orrrrr ... I'm just a sad git as well
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Old 05-16-2003, 10:59 AM   #2
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I can see why he's having difficulty finding someone ... but you never know. My friend's grandmom always said "there's a lid for every pot."
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Old 05-16-2003, 12:52 PM   #3
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Yeah, that guy's a real winner... NOT.
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Old 05-16-2003, 03:43 PM   #4
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So if you are that very special lady who's potbellied, flat chested, left handed, and a smoker... this guy loves you and wants to marry you!!!
At least he knows what he wants...
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Old 05-16-2003, 06:41 PM   #5
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Man, the internet makes things so easy these days...and it also sets people up for incredible failures.

The guy doesn't come across to me as an asshole, so he deserves some happiness. I hope he finds what he is looking for.
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Old 05-16-2003, 10:23 PM   #6
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Why the hell would you want someone flat chested?
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Old 05-16-2003, 10:42 PM   #7
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Why the hell would you want someone flat chested?
No kidding! That's just crazy talk!

I used to have a rule in dating--never date a woman with smaller boobs than myself. I dated a small-breasted woman once...and it simply didn't work out. Never again.
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Old 05-17-2003, 12:03 AM   #8
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I can't put my finger on why, but he reminds me of Jean Teasdale from The Onion.

Personally, I think the guy is wound a bit too tight. I mean, no kissing on the mouth and he dismisses oral sex out of hand? Yeah, he sounds like a lot of fun.
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Old 05-17-2003, 12:38 AM   #9
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I was wondering about that as well. Dude sounds essentially asexual, but seeks a mate to appear to fit in socially, which he probably never has. Shame really. He may otherwise be an entirely likeable guy.

I do wonder if that's a one-way or both-ways prohibition?

I'm reminded of the alka seltzer commercial ... "Try it, you'll like it"
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Old 05-17-2003, 04:25 AM   #10
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Why the hell would you want someone flat chested?
To get closer? C'mon, there's more to life than tits.
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Old 05-17-2003, 08:48 AM   #11
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No kidding! That's just crazy talk!
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Old 05-17-2003, 10:09 AM   #12
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To get closer? C'mon, there's more to life than tits.
Uhh.. what's wrong with you?
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Old 05-17-2003, 10:51 AM   #13
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     Well, I've always believed all you need is a mouthful... Of course I'm pretty damn flat chested so a mouthful still adhears to Syc's rule for me.
     Still no kissing on the mouth or oral sex??? WTF? I didn't read much but there's probably something in there about missionary only every other Saturday night. Not to exceed twenty minutes.
     Well, at least the guy admits he's a virgin. That's something I'd assume about anyone with all of his sexual restraints.
     This guy has got more hang-ups than Hank Hill.
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Old 05-17-2003, 11:19 PM   #14
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     ...missionary only every other Saturday night. Not to exceed twenty minutes.

With the lights on or off?
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Old 05-17-2003, 11:49 PM   #15
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It pays for me to have big boobs...it just means the woman will too.

Having re-read everything on his site, he just seems to be a bird of a different feather. Though I find him to be ummm...eccentric, maybe he's just seen and heard enough about shit that he knows exactly what he does and doesn't want.
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