Are dogs delicious? - Page 2

kerosene · 05-16-2005, 01:46 PM

that was my line of thinking too.

jaguar · 05-16-2005, 01:52 PM

if it's in an intimate sexual manner and really damaging you're doing it wrong.

kerosene · 05-16-2005, 01:57 PM

That too.

mrnoodle · 05-16-2005, 03:13 PM

I like meat. Dogs are made of meat, so I don't see why they wouldn't be yummy if prepared properly. The psychological part of it would be weird..we've made dogs into little furry people, so it would be akin to murder and cannibalism to actually consume one if you were raised in 20th century American culture.

I used to cry and hide when we butchered calves at the farm, but I also ate them with gusto. In retrospect, I shouldn't have named them and made pets out of them -- i kinda brought the psychological part on myself.

kerosene · 05-16-2005, 03:16 PM

I don't much like dogs as pets, because of their smell. I can always smell a dog in an owner's house. I wonder if they have that same smell when they are made into food? Anyone know?

wolf · 05-16-2005, 03:38 PM

Given that they usually take the fur off before they cook them, I doubt it.

kerosene · 05-16-2005, 03:42 PM

I wasn't sure it came from the fur...but you are probably right. I thought it might be glads or something that produce that smell...its a specific smell that all dogs have.

LCanal · 05-16-2005, 07:42 PM

Whose got the mustard?

SmurfAbuser · 05-17-2005, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LCanal

Whose got the mustard?

I'm sure Be Less Bored will find you some.

Sorry, this thread is lame.

Be Less Bored · 05-18-2005, 12:13 PM

This one is better:

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmurfAbuser

Sorry, this thread is lame.

And I have something just for you:

wolf · 05-18-2005, 01:01 PM

Is there a reason you are going out of your way to be this rude?

glatt · 05-18-2005, 01:21 PM

I think he's confused. Fark can be found at www.fark.com. This is the Cellar, BLB.

SmurfAbuser · 05-18-2005, 04:19 PM

I'm curious to know how old Be Less Bored is. My guess? About 16, and definitely male.

wolf · 05-18-2005, 08:24 PM

I was working on a similar theory.

LCanal · 05-18-2005, 08:42 PM

I must have missed the whole thing here. But..I'll jump on most wagons if the're going the right way.

Now this might be for the Philosophy forum.

"Be Less Bored " inferes self. As in I assume you are all bored so be less bored. Or I am bored and this is the only way I can find time to interest or amuse myself.

Now being bored but still being able to conjure up interesting or amusing annectdotes is not the same as being boring as in "Be Less Boring" Which implies mind numbing conversation driving individuals to drink or worse. (I wish Cellar had spell check)

Damn, there another Jung (Thai for mosquito) swatting of which with high-tech, high-voltage tennis racket looking gizmo keeps me less bored. Of course you may all be of a diferent opinion.

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05-16-2005, 01:52 PM	#17
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	if it's in an intimate sexual manner and really damaging you're doing it wrong. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

05-16-2005, 03:13 PM	#19
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	I like meat. Dogs are made of meat, so I don't see why they wouldn't be yummy if prepared properly. The psychological part of it would be weird..we've made dogs into little furry people, so it would be akin to murder and cannibalism to actually consume one if you were raised in 20th century American culture. I used to cry and hide when we butchered calves at the farm, but I also ate them with gusto. In retrospect, I shouldn't have named them and made pets out of them -- i kinda brought the psychological part on myself. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

05-16-2005, 03:38 PM	#21
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Given that they usually take the fur off before they cook them, I doubt it. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-16-2005, 07:42 PM	#23
LCanal I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sumatra Posts: 257	Whose got the mustard? __________________ "Happiness is like sex. In order to get any good out of it, you have to give it to someone else."

05-16-2005, 01:46 PM	#16
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	that was my line of thinking too.

05-16-2005, 01:57 PM	#18
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	That too.

05-16-2005, 03:16 PM	#20
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I don't much like dogs as pets, because of their smell. I can always smell a dog in an owner's house. I wonder if they have that same smell when they are made into food? Anyone know?

05-16-2005, 03:42 PM	#22
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I wasn't sure it came from the fur...but you are probably right. I thought it might be glads or something that produce that smell...its a specific smell that all dogs have.

05-18-2005, 01:01 PM	#26
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Is there a reason you are going out of your way to be this rude? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-18-2005, 01:21 PM	#27
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I think he's confused. Fark can be found at www.fark.com. This is the Cellar, BLB.

05-18-2005, 04:19 PM	#28
SmurfAbuser Simulated Simulacrum Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 39	I'm curious to know how old Be Less Bored is. My guess? About 16, and definitely male.

05-18-2005, 08:24 PM	#29
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I was working on a similar theory. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-18-2005, 08:42 PM	#30
LCanal I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sumatra Posts: 257	I must have missed the whole thing here. But..I'll jump on most wagons if the're going the right way. Now this might be for the Philosophy forum. "Be Less Bored " inferes self. As in I assume you are all bored so be less bored. Or I am bored and this is the only way I can find time to interest or amuse myself. Now being bored but still being able to conjure up interesting or amusing annectdotes is not the same as being boring as in "Be Less Boring" Which implies mind numbing conversation driving individuals to drink or worse. (I wish Cellar had spell check) Damn, there another Jung (Thai for mosquito) swatting of which with high-tech, high-voltage tennis racket looking gizmo keeps me less bored. Of course you may all be of a diferent opinion. __________________ "Happiness is like sex. In order to get any good out of it, you have to give it to someone else."

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