Confession Time - Page 33

HungLikeJesus · 01-18-2012, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

Jelly side up. Its required.

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

Peanut butter first - it insulates the bread thereby preventing it from absorbing all the liquid from the jelly.

If you put peanut butter on both slices of bread, how can you have the jelly side up? It would be in the middle.

classicman · 01-18-2012, 10:13 PM

zactly

ZenGum · 01-18-2012, 10:52 PM

Any minute now we're going to be taping the PBJ sandwich to a cat dropped from a small height above an infinitely expensive carpet...

classicman · 01-18-2012, 10:54 PM

... on a plane on a treadmill?

ZenGum · 01-18-2012, 11:01 PM

On a treadmill? Luxury! When ah were a boy, we din't have no treadmills...

jimhelm · 01-18-2012, 11:56 PM

Peanut butter on the bottom, applied first. Jelly laid directly on the peanut butter.

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SamIam · 01-19-2012, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Any minute now we're going to be taping the PBJ sandwich to a cat dropped from a small height above an infinitely expensive carpet...

Hey! That was a fun little experiment. I'd almost forgotten about it. I believe I just used plain old butter, though and the kitty strongly objected to having a slice of bread taped to his back. The things I do for the sake of science...

glatt · 01-19-2012, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

Jelly laid directly on the peanut butter.

What are you, high? You're going to get a little peanut butter on your jelly knife and contaminate the jelly jar if you do that.

You put the peanut butter on one slice, and the jelly on the other, and you bring the two together by flipping the peanut butter slice onto the jelly slice. If you flipped the jelly slice, the jelly might drip off because a proper PB&J sandwich has a lot of jelly.

infinite monkey · 01-19-2012, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

What are you, high? You're going to get a little peanut butter on your jelly knife and contaminate the jelly jar if you do that.

You put the peanut butter on one slice, and the jelly on the other, and you bring the two together by flipping the peanut butter slice onto the jelly slice. If you flipped the jelly slice, the jelly might drip off because a proper PB&J sandwich has a lot of jelly.

jim, Dude! What he said!

Sigh. Read the instructions, people!

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Peanut...Jelly-Sandwich

Clodfobble · 01-19-2012, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

What are you, high? You're going to get a little peanut butter on your jelly knife and contaminate the jelly jar if you do that.

Yes! Even washing the knife between is not sufficient. Two knives is the only option.

Lamplighter · 01-19-2012, 08:23 AM

I thought you had to put Hershey bars in between the PB and J.

infinite monkey · 01-19-2012, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Lamplighter

I thought you had to put Hershey bars in between the PB and J.

That is WAY too much going on, for a sandwich.

bonus trivia: what is Joey Tribiani's favorite food?

answer: a sandwich

HungLikeJesus · 01-19-2012, 08:28 AM

It's better to get peanut butter in your jelly than to get jelly in your peanut butter.

By the way, the peanut butter - it has to be creamy, not crunchy.

infinite monkey · 01-19-2012, 08:29 AM

omg I bet you guys leave bread crumbs in the butter too. Yuck ptooey bleh.

Spexxvet · 01-19-2012, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

By the way, the peanut butter - it has to be creamy, not crunchy.

That's crazy talk!

01-18-2012, 10:13 PM	#482
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	zactly __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-18-2012, 10:52 PM	#483
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Any minute now we're going to be taping the PBJ sandwich to a cat dropped from a small height above an infinitely expensive carpet... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-18-2012, 10:54 PM	#484
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	... on a plane on a treadmill? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-18-2012, 11:01 PM	#485
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	On a treadmill? Luxury! When ah were a boy, we din't have no treadmills... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-18-2012, 11:56 PM	#486
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Peanut butter on the bottom, applied first. Jelly laid directly on the peanut butter. Sent from my MB855 using Tapatalk __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

01-19-2012, 08:23 AM	#491
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	I thought you had to put Hershey bars in between the PB and J.

01-19-2012, 08:28 AM	#493
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	It's better to get peanut butter in your jelly than to get jelly in your peanut butter. By the way, the peanut butter - it has to be creamy, not crunchy. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

01-19-2012, 08:29 AM	#494
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	omg I bet you guys leave bread crumbs in the butter too. Yuck ptooey bleh.

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